Chronicles of the Konoha Empire vol

Chronicles of the Konoha Empire vol.1

DISCLAIMER: If I owned Naruto or any other anime/crossover things there would be changes.

So here's the first chapter of my fic. Note this is also meant for humor so if you don't have a sense of humor this isn't the place for you.

Also this fic is a few years later so naruto and the others are already grown up and the 1 after the ! is on purpose.

FLAMERS NOT WELCOME!

ONE UNFATEFUL DAY!!!1

Naruto an ANBU captain dweeb from team 7 joins the Greeting a ceremony welcoming new ninja. He stood among many others in a sea of people that surrounded the academy.

Of course he expected Konahamaru to be there, but he also wanted to see the other young shinobi. He smiled as he remembered when he was in that situation.

"Konamaru your still as short and ugly as before."

Exclaimed naruto as he caught sight of the small boy.

"Meanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted back.

"Captain Naruto something has come up we need you right away sir" called an ANBU member who appeared out of nowhere.

"OK!This better be quick." He said, slightly irritated but followed anyway.

Right before he leaves he notices something but he didn't really mind it.

MEANWHLE

SOMEWHERE FAR IN THE HIDDEN LEAF FOREST………………………….

"Maito Lee here!" said lee enthusiastically.

"I have discovered the sand portal I don't know what to do to seal it."

"You can' for my ." said menacing voice. Lee didn't have time to react. Suddenly, rivers of sand flows out and a beast is let out of sandy prison.

"Maito Lee requesting backup" he said frantically.

"What is this sand pulling me requ….est…ng…. ba…….cup"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1"

"I lost contact with Lee said a worried Gai !Gai I can help"

says Kakashi at the command office

THE NEW TEAM 7 can handle it.

Back at the Greeting.

I the 5th hokage am honered to welcome(takes out a small list)

Fenrir Rose

Shimo Uchiha

Luxord Card

Bartholomew Mokey

Konahamaru Sarutobi

Shippo Kitsune

Kagome Higurashi

Nyn Homicidal

As new konoha ninja

That conclude today's Greeting see you tomorrow for the continuation of the Greeting.

" OK time to tell me what the heck you dragged me here for said" Naruto. Some things never change and he was as impatient as ever.

"Well there have been sightings of…" he stopped, hesitant to go on. "spit it out!" he commanded. "… uchiha"

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. And well there is a new team here we want you to join. "What!!!" That seemed to be naruto's favorite word.

"well uh, hey!" the guy looked around to find naruto missing.

A few minutes later, naruto casually said appearing out of nowhere.

"where were you?" he said angrily. His face slightly turning red.

"You were getting boring so I went to ANBucks.

"well anyway" he said calming down "you are to be reassigned to another team."

Naruto who just took a sip of his ANBucks coffe spit out the liquid into the guy's face.

"I can't do that I'm an ANBU black captain"

"Naruto your as stubborn as ever." Said kakashi appearing behind them.

"Kakashi ………..Kakashi sensei. It's been so long since I last saw you."

"Now Naruto you have to take this Job."

.

"don't make me kill you." Kakashi threatened.

"Fine I'll do it just don't hurt me." "and…"

"you have to buy me ANBucks"

Kakashi just sighed "fine… let's go to ANBucks"

MEANWHILE………..

"Hey there you musssst be Kaaaaagomeee."

"Who are you?." Kahome asked the weird boy

"I'm Nyn Homicidal"

"Seeeeeeeeeeeeee you laaaaaaaaaater" and kagome just watched as he walked away

'What a weird kid' Kagome thought

"Get ready Shimo it's our first victim."

"Who are you?" asked Kagome

"The purple-haired girl is Shimo Uchiha" he said pointing to a girl. She was sitting quietly. The girl resembled sasuke. Her eyes held a clod stare that promised death. "and

I'm" he said pointing to himself "Fenrir Rose"

"Three young kids this is gonna be a snap." Said a voice in the shadows. IT was lined with malice ad ill intent.

"those thunder village ninja are attacking us" said Kagome. She drew some kunai and got into a fighting stance.

Get ready to pummel these punks into mental torture so bad that they need chemotherapy.

BATTLE SCENE

Take this sealing jutsu arrow paralysis.

But Kagome's move was ineffective for the thunder ninja blocked it with his sword.

Suddenly Fenrir does his blinding light jutsu blinding everyone.

But actually he planned a combo with Shimo using her sharingan to see through the blinding light.

Being able to see she unleashes her mugenkyo chidori killing one of the thunder ninjas instantly.

Blinded by the light one of the remaining 2 thunder nin just starts to slash his sword randomly about to hit kagome.

Suddenly Fenrir pushes her out of the way and opens all 8 gates.

Kagome saddened by the thought of her newly found friend dying because she knows what will happen when you open the 8 gates you get extreme power in exchange for your life.

With one powerful punch the ninja was propelled into the air with extreme force killing him.

With Fenrir weak from opening the gates and Shimo worn out by using not just any chidori but the mugenkyo chidori.

She must fight the captain alone.

Shooting many arrows accurately and precisely yet still ineffective.

His sword is too big my arrows can't get through. Die now said the thunder nin captain.

Suddenly her chakra was pouring out into her bow turning it into a sword.

Using it to block the thunder ninja 's massive slice attack.

Still untrained in the way of the sword she got overpowered.

She was right about to be stabbed but suddenly her amulet shines brightly then suddenly something hits the thunder nin captain.

After knocking down the thunder ninja captain the thing slowed down revealing that it was a baby dragon.

You think that little small fry will be able to protect you.

Maybe it can't but I can said a rather emotionless voice.

Popping out of nowhere a silver haired man with two swords knocks out the thunder nin captain easily.

Who are you?

My name is Sesshomaru you and your friends come with me don't worry I'm your friend

Here we are the clinic you have to get treated.

You probably got hurt you all get rest now.

For the whole week they were resting.

Hey Fenrir why how did you survive opening the gates? Well I'm from the hidden moon and the hidden sun village I learned both styles because I was banished from the hidden moon village so I found shelter in the hidden sun village but then I was banished from it as well so I learned to combined the sun village's resurrection jutsu where I have to give up my life force to resurrect or heal somebody and the moon village's chakra substitution jutsu to use extra chakra to substitute for my life force.
Amazing Kagome said in awe.

For the next few days they all just rested.

THE NEXT WEEK

I'm Iruka and I'm going to make your teams all of you will be assigned to a 3 person team.

OK

Nyn Homicidal your with Shimo Uchia and Fenrir Rose-team 1

Konahamaru Sarutobi you are with Shippo Kitsune and Bartholomew Mokey –team 2

Luxord Card your with Raiden Swallow and Venus Moon (AKA to kids that were enrolled later than everyone else)-team3

And so more teams were made until it came to ……………………

Kagome Higurashi your with (door opens) I'll take it from here Iruka .

OK Kakashi.

"Kagome is it, follow me."

"Here we are. OK long story short your not like everybody else so your being teamed up with the ANBU black ops captain Naruto and expert medical nin Sakura."

'Ohhhhh man I hate that Sakura'thought Kakashi.

"And under the guidance of your sensei Sesshomaru."

"But how am I different from the others" said the surprised ninja.

"Well your sort of have some ancient artifact that's why that baby dragon helped you it sensed you were in danger."

"so go on, you training area for today will be at the hidden leaf forest."

5"Good luck with your training and (Kakashi takes out a cage) here's that dragon that helped you I thought you might want it."

MEANWHILE AT THE HIDDEN LEAF FOREST

That Lee has returned his payment to me in BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BACK AT THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE

"Hi there you really saved me back there". Said Kagome gratefully to her small dragon in the cage that she was holding tightly.

I just don't get how am I different from everyone else she said with thought.

"Rawrr." Her new dragon friend said.

You see this amulet it was given to me by my mother if anyone where to take it I would be crushed. You know I'm going to name you darkside because your black color she said.

So that's where she gets her power said an intrigued and mysterious figure spying on her from tree.

It's such a beautiful day I just wish I could just slow down but, I'm late I need to hurry.

Suddenly she trips on something.

I really shouldn't run so fast, what is this thing she said while getting up.

She picked up a strange book that read deathnote.

Strange what is this book DEATHNOTE hmm I'll take this looks like a good diary or notebook or something. She said happily.

She then picked it and put it in her backpack.

I better get going I don't want to get trouble for being late or training.

She then hurried along the road till she got to the end of town and the entrance of the Hidden Leaf Forest.

She then felt an eerie presence about.

"Hmm this is odd what is this felling I'm having like something's following me."

She then turns around and there was nothing there.

"It's just my imagination, for minute there I thought someone or something was following me."

Then she turns back then……

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1"

Then she just faints there.

She then has an odd dream of a figure a truly terrifying black monster with wings and a book that looks similar to hers, but in the middle of her dream or vision even someone wakes her up.

Then she wakes up to the sound of complaining and mindless talk.

" I don't want to train with a bunch of little losers." Said a yellow haired boy angrily

"Don't complain Naruto." Said a shrill and annoying voce.

"Shut up Sakura your not the boss of me you useless bubblegum hair colored freak."

Said Naruto wth anger.

"Oh look Suckura I mean Sakura that girl is waking up."

"Uhh…. where am I Kagome said while rubbing her eyes."

"Your late" said a silver haired man with sword with anger yet at the same time calmness.

"Wait a minute you're the guy who saved me." She said happily.

"Shut up your late." said Sakura angrily.

"You don't deserve to train with me, actually you don't deserve to be a ninja at all." Sakura started..

"Shut up Sakura she's new and you can't judge people like that." Naruto said to defend Kagome.

"lets introduce ourselves I'm Naruto ANBU black ops captain." Naruto said politely.

"I'm Sakura The Great I'm so powerful that I trained with the Hokage." She said in a bragging manner.

"Enough time to test your abilities to see if you really are worthy enough to be trained." Her sensei said seriously.

"Awwww can't I just skip this test. He said lazily.

"No you all have to take it, you have till sunset if I catch you your not in unless I think you have what it takes." He said while sitting on a rock.

"I'll give you a 5 minute head start, ready set…… GO!!!!!1."

Naruto threw a smoke bomb and as soon as the smoke was gone he disappeared.

Then Kagome also threw a smoke ball and while the smoke was there she shot an arrow tied to a rope at a tree branch and lifted herself up into the tree.

"I shouldn't even do this I'm to great for any of you, well if you want me to make you and sensei cry prepare to be stunned." She said with pride.

She slammed her fist into the ground.

"What's wrong , WHY ISN'T IT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

"You're a disgrace I really shouldn't pass you but you look like a good punching bag. He said with some amusement.

"You hear that guys I'm the first to pass I really am superior to all of you HAHAHAHA." She said with pride once again.

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I hope you liked the 1st chapter. Thanks to my cousin Dragon of darkness and light for helping me out cause I'm new here.(But so is she)

DEFINITIONS

A Ninja- Masters of stealth and sudden violence. (mostly, except for sakura)