* WARNING: The following is a teaser preview, meant to piss you off and have you beg for more - enjoy!*

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COMING...PRETTY SOON, TO A WEBSITE NEAR YOU. THEY WERE JUST NORMAL OTAKUS UNTIL ONE DAY...

Chiba Apey: I can't believ we're doing this.

Tsukino Meiko: This isn't fair! I thought you were my friend, Tomo-chan!

Sailor NorthStar: Don't make me gooooo!!!!!

Takasei Tomoko: Alright! Enough whining! Everybody in the pool. *shoves thre inside dark portal, then clicks the button to seal them in* Have fun, minna!

CHIBA APEY, TSUKINO MEIKO, AND SAILOR NORTHSTAR IN...

"EXPERIMENT 1013 PART 1: CHANNEL SURFING"

*Image on Screen: Dr.Tomoe's secret laboratory. Chiba Apey is dressed like a mad scientist and Sailor NorthStar like Igor.*

CA: NorthStar, we must finish the experiment before the moon shines down!

SNS: *slurred speech* Yes master! Of course! The plans! We must finish! *laughs*

CA: Shut up, NorthStar.

SNS:*normal voice* Sorry boss.

CA: Now, throw the switch!

SNS:*walks over to the wall* Yes master, the switch! *throws it*

CA: Yes, YES! *We see image of Jupiter in a bubble getting her lightening zapped out. It flows to a machine which feeds it into the creature* Its alive! *Meiko w/ a Bride of Frankenstein hairdo sits up* Ha ha! They thought I was mad, but who's mad now! Ah hahahahaha!

SNS: Dude, chill.

Meiko: Its about time! I was getting claustrophobic under that sheet!

*NorthStar opens her mouth to say something rude, but Apey stops her*
CA: Its not worth it.

SNS: No fair! *pouts*

M: So, Mr. Speilberg, what do we do now?

CA: Whaddo I look like? A freakin' genius?
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THIS FANFIC HAS BEEN RATED PG-13 DUE TO LANGUAGE AND VIOLENCE

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