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Ho' Snap
Ho' Snap How I Met Nicholas D. WolfwoodSeries: TrigunPairings: noneRating: TWarnings: sexual content/wordingStart Date: 4/12/08Finish Date: 4/12/08Inspiration: -shrug- Dunno'...
Ho' Snap How I Met Nicholas D. Wolfwood
I was sitting down on a bench, yes I Vash the Stampede! There was this man, he had a box of doughnuts, thinking maybe, just maybe he'll accidentally drop one. Come on it could happen, and it was a big box, maybe he'd loose balance and drop the box. I could run over there, and save them and maybe in reward, I'd get one. Oh joy, I hope he does, and I hope he gives me one, they are so delectable and delicious. Yumm.
The man started to loose his balance, Vash stood up "Come on fall, fall, FALL!" He quickly caught his balance, "DAMNIT!" The man looked over at him. "What The Fuck?" Milly Thompsom popped up next to Vash, "hi, Mr. Stampede, How are you this fine day?" Vash Flew him self up against the wall and squealed very high pitched, "Don't do that when I'm hunting, I tune out and forget my surrounding!" Milly tilted her head, "Really, I'm sorry Mr. Stampede, my deepest apologies, wont happen again. "
Meryl Stryfe walked over to Milly, "What did you do now?" She said glance over at Vash. She screamed in her head '/ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG It's him I can interview him now./' She ignored Milly as she started to tell her what happened and went over to Vash, "Excuse me Mr. Vash, Could I finally have a word with you know?" Vash Slightly tuning out looking for the doughnut man.
"Huh? What no not now, I'm hunting, now where'd he go….Ah! There he is"
Vash stuck to the wall being all ninja like, and had the theme music of Bond, James Bond. playing around his waist, he put his fingers together like a gun and flipped through the market the man was walking through.
The doughnut man looked back, Vash froze and the music went to a loud to, two high pitch sounds going back and forth. The Doughnut man turned back and continued walking. Vash walked Uber close to the doughnut man, The dove for the box of doughnuts, and ran off to a small salon.
"Hey!" The doughnut man shouted, and he stood still tears filled his eyes. "I wanted those, they were chocolate icing doughnuts. Their awesome." His head dropped and he sulked he went over to the bench and just sat there.
Vash looked back and saw him sulking, his eyes filled up with tears "Oh nose, I took another doughnut lovers box. I would be just as upset if that happened to me. Damnit…I hate have a soul. This is for you Rem!" He tip toed back. "Are these your's?" Vash said looking down.
The doughnut man look up and squealed, "Yes thank you! Would you like some?" Vash's eyes light up with joy, "Would I!? Yes I would." he sat down next to him and munched like that was no tomorrow, "So what's your name?" Vash said with a mouth full of doughnut. "Nicholas D. Wolfwood
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Zomg- It's basically like omg- oh my god, but with more enthusiastic
Uber- Really, ex; that's a uber big sandwich, that uber freaky person showed up
