Prologue
Zakuro stood in the center of a big circle. "Yes," he smirked, "that is the world we must
conquer!" His little-known-about brother, Blu Night, started at his words. "No!" Blu
Night said as he exclaimed. "What is it brother?" he asked. Blu Night then exclaimed,
"The one I'm supposed to protect is there." Zakuro was even more confused (as if he
were in the first place), "Who, Mew Ichigo?"asked he. A greatly exasperated Blu Night
said, "No, the Witch Granger." "Which Granger?" "Yes, Witch Granger." "……so which
Granger is it?" Blu Night looked at Zakuro like he was the stupidest thing since Homer
(Simpson, would you believe it). "Not which Granger, Zakuro, the Witch, Hermione
Granger. That Mew chick is protected by the 'great', 'exalted' Blue Knight, who will not
be making an appearance in this epis- err… fanfic as I am the great hero here." "What?"
"Err, nothing…." Zakuro sighed, "Right, well then, we're going to conquer the
Wizarding Worlf, okay?" "Fine," said a rather cheerful Blu Night, "I'll finally get to meet
Witch Granger!" Of course, in accordance with parody, an obnoxious guard walks in at
that point and says , "Which Granger?" Zakuro proceeded to beat his head against the
nearest wall. The obnoxious guard turned to the Blu Night and said, "What's wrong with
'im?" The Blu Night just shrugged.
