Here's another story for Orihime and Ichigo. This would be a fluffy and funny love story (crosses fingers). Hope this would make you guys happy and put a smile on your beautiful faces ;). Enjoy…!

Disclaimer: Bleach belongs to Kubo Tite. The story belongs to me and this is inspired by all the movies and fics I've seen and read.

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Chapter 1

"Going home already Mr. Pres?" an older woman asked. He looked at his secretary. Yoruichi Uruhara, at the age of forty she is still turning heads. Every woman in his company envied her. With her good looks and a killer body she can easily wrapped any man in her fingers. And he could be one of those men if not for the fact that he knew how scary and dominating she can be, she is his uncle's wife meaning she is his Aunt and that he really respected the woman. He heard someone snapped their fingers. "Are you gonna stare at me all day or answer my question?" he shivered, really scary. Maybe he should give Kisuke a medal for being a martyr. "Got problem with the kids' nanny." He scowled.

"You know Ichigo what they need is a woman's guidance. A woman who can really give them love and time. In short, TLC." She leaned forward, giving Ichigo an eyeful of her cleavage.

He shielded his eyes. She chuckled. "What did I told you about the company's proper attire? And what's TLC?" he concentrated on her eyes.

She rolled her eyes. "I refused to be seen alive wearing those horrendous clothes and majority of your female workers feel the same. Who in their freakin' mind would wear clothes for a conservative old woman as their work outfit? Definitely not me. And please tell your dad to stop wearing those clown outfits, there driving me insane. I had nightmares just by staring at them. And for heaven's sake are you leaving in a cave? TLC stands for Tender Loving Care. You should widen your vocabulary Ichigo and stop collecting bitches. And those boys of yours needs a mother. You hear me a MOTHER not a WHORE so quit fooling around and start looking for a suiting mom for them! And before she can be part of the family she should first win our approval. If she fails ditch her and go start looking-." He smirked. Irritating Yoruichi always makes his day. Her eyes keep on widening to emphasize her point, she tends to move her hands animatedly, and she talks so fast you can't barely understand what she's saying and when she completely loss her cool she talks with a weird accent making it more difficult to comprehend what she's blurting about. He admired his uncle's patience. Instead of giving his uncle a medal why not build a statue for him. He can put it above his tomb with a saying 'Here lies a brave Martyr'. He grinned. Not bad, maybe they can discuss about it. Kisuke may even have a great idea about what to write on his statue.

"Hey, I'm still talking here mister! Don't you walk away from me!" she yelled. Her voice booming at the hallway. He waived a hand before entering the elevator. Ah... peace at last. He loosened his tie and rolled the sleeves of his dress shirt. He leaned on the elevator's wall, closed his eyes, and massages his temple when he felt the first wave of headache. What should I do with those kids? Rukia wherever you are right now I need your help. If only you're with us this problem wouldn't arise. I miss you love… and I still do love you. And I probably wouldn't be able to love again cause' I'd already gave you my heart ever since the day we first met. But I need to give our kids a mother who will love and cherish them the way you did. I may remarry again but I would never forget my promise to you. You would always be the woman I'll love. Feeling the elevator stop, he quickly brushed the tear away and composed himself. He heard the elevator's ding and stepped outside to the parking. He waived back at the security and walked straight to his Porsche.

He threw his tie on the passenger seat and unbuttoned three of his shirts button. He then started the engine and drove off the parking lot into the busy street of Tokyo. Hoping their house is still in one piece.

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I know it was kind of boring and short but eventually i can pull it off. And this would be an AU and a little bit OC.

Tell me about your thoughts. RnR I'll be waiting!

Do you think the title's lame? if so, i'd appreciate ideas.