Greetings, fellow pranksters! Master Peregrin Took, at your service!
I am the author of this guide on how to annoy the others on our (frankly, rather boring and dull) quest. Yes, the goal of this adventure is quite serious indeed, as the fate of Middle Earth rests on our shoulders, but would it kill the others to smile or laugh once in a while?
Since the eight others in my company are ridiculously dull and boring, (although, to be fair, Merry does occasionally aid me in my pranks), it is up to me to take up the role of the comedian of this journey.
I admit, sometimes my ideas are not quite so bright. I may have gone slightly overboard when I dropped that skeleton down the well in Moria, but Gandalf was getting rather boring and gloomy with all his talk of 'drums in the deep' and other nonsense.
That, in hindsight, turned out not to be nonsense.
But that is of no matter anymore. As long as you have a few well trained soldiers, a wizard, and a ridiculously large amount of luck on your side, I highly recommend attempting this!
I survived it just fine!
Anyways, for those of you who are sick and tired of hearing nothing but talk of doom, evil rings, and dark lords who want to take over the world, my guide will provide detailed lists of tried and true methods ranging from 'Slightly Annoying' to 'Hiding in Aragorn's Shower for a Week so that You Don't Get Bodily Hurled into Mount Doom' to annoy the other members of the Fellowship.
Why Aragorn's shower, of all places, you ask?
Because the man DOES. NOT. USE. IT.
Honestly, I do not know how Arwen stands it. She must be a saint.
So! If you are ready for a lesson in the art of pranks, prepare yourselves! It is high time that we liven up Middle Earth!
