"Happy anniversary."

The voice of a goddess whispered words on warm breath into his ear before he awakened from his nightly slumber. When his eyes flickered open he gazed upon the face of a warrior queen. Sparkling yellow topaz gems set in a slender face gazed down at him, adorned with luscious lips that possessed the sweetest taste, and a tan complexion burned by the desert sun. Rust orange hair tumbled over her shoulders, concealing the naked beauty that was straddled over his waist. His battleworn hands glided along her smooth thighs, over her hips, and then traced along her back to guide her closer, until their lips met for a tender kiss. "You are irrationally sentimental," he whispered deviously in reply. He adored the way she raised an eyebrow at him when he annoyed her with his teasing. He kissed her smirking lips and was rewarded with another kiss.

"One of us needs to be," she retorted, what was once a smirk spreading into a grin. His muscular arms secured her chest to his torso. She traced her fingertips along his tall cheeks, her thumb across his bold chin and stern jaw line, while gazing into his devilish orange eyes. Every smile he bestowed upon her alone was malicious, and she adored that. "How could I be anything else? I've celebrated the last two centuries of anniversaries with misery. I deserve to be eager to share this one with you."

His hands trailed up her back, over shoulder blades, and wrapped his fingers around her shoulders. "You have verily earned that right, my goddess, to celebrate the rewards of your devotion and faith. Happy anniversary, Ganondora."

"Thank you, Ganondorf."

In the warmth of the morning sun peeking in the small windows of the master chamber, between the gray silken sheets covering the feather stuffed mattress, the Gerudo King and Queen celebrated the memorial of their union with an expression of passion that rippled across the land of Hyrule and reached the shores of the Sacred Realm.