Wow, my first story ever! I'm so excited :D

Anyways, this was written for the DGM Kink Meme; Lavi/Kanda + shower sex. I, er, didn't really write the sex only a make- out scene but I still liked the way it turned out. I hope you guys enjoy it as well!

Disclaimer: I, do not own D. Gray Man or any of the characters pertaining to D. Gray Man. They belong to Katsura Hoshino.


"What's the point of this?" grumbled a low voice.

"Whaddya mean?" Lavi couldn't help but chuckle as he glanced back at Kanda who stood under a spray of hot water looking anything but pleased.

"This." The other stressed while motioning between the two of them and to the shower that they both currently occupied in.

Lavi laughed, light and frivolous, not taking Kanda seriously. He peeked back at the brunette under the shower head, rinsing soap off his hair. Can't believe his hair stays so soft and shiny when all he uses is soap. Hmmm... must be a real good brand then.

Lavi finished scrubbing soap onto his arms and chest before motioning Kanda out of the way so they could switch places. "Does everythin' have t'have a point? Besides, weren't, ya the one who said it was okay for me t'join ya?" A secretive little smile tugged at Lavi's lip while his back was turned to Kanda.

"Yeah, it was okay the first time because this bullshit of an Order kept having troubles with the plumbing," Kanda answered thoroughly irritated, "but this is the third time already! There are other stalls that you can use now, so why choose the one I'm using?" He ended up mumbling the last part.

Lavi shrugged, seemingly unaffected by the whole ordeal. "Dunno, thought it'd be more practical this way. Not waste water and whatever, y'know?" He did have a point, it was the very same reason why Kanda let Lavi shower with him that first time.

They switched places again; Lavi to lather his hair and Kanda to rinse off his torso, unknowingly giving Lavi a very nice view of his backside and silky fall of lovely black hair.

"Che, you're driving me crazy, you know that?" Kanda sent a glare at Lavi's direction when he noticed that Lavi was staring at him with an annoying idiotic smile plastered on his equally idiotic face.

"I think Yu-chan is having some other issues that he doesn't wish to talk about." Lavi spoke with a patronizing tone, knowing full well that it would only irritate the other further.

"Don't call me that!" Kanda growled.

"Is Yu-chan scared to shower around other people?"

"Tch, I didn't say-"

"Is Yu-chan not used to showering around other people?"

"Will you shut-"

"Is Yu-chan uncomfortable with showering around other pe-"

"Shut the fuck up right now before I knee you in the crotch making you the one whose feeling uncomfortable, baka usagi." Kanda threatened.

Lavi grimaced at the thought before switching back to annoying mode,"Harsh Yu, I was only joking with ya. But really, what's your problem anyways? It's just like when we go to the bath house but only this time we're in the shower."

But both seemed to have forgotten about their shower. Instead they just stood there, staring at each other. Kanda looked his normal uptight, irritated self but with what seemed to Lavi, a hint of embarrassment. Lavi on the other hand, held his usual teasing disposition but with an obvious curiosity mixed in as well.

After minute or so of silence and staring, Kanda huffed and fixed his gaze to the left side of the shower stall before muttering, "The bath house is for public use, showers are private."

"Nah, I don't think that's it or else I wouldn't have showered with Yu that second time." Lavi answered thoughtfully. "C'monnn, you can tell me. What's really buggin' ya?" He took a small step forward focusing a solitary green eye at the brunette before him.

Kanda sighed but kept his eyes focused to the wall as he crossed his arms, "It's cause..." he started, "Ever since that first time you kept giving me these weird looks."

Wow, Lavi didn't expect to hear that, "Uh, define weird?" He really had nothing else to say.

"I don't know! Weird! The creepy kind..."

"What? Are ya tryin' to say that I'm a creeper?"

Kanda snapped his gaze back to Lavi, he pursed his lips and had on one of his many 'what the hell' faces. It wasn't what he initially thought, but then again...

Lavi knew all about and memorized Kanda's many but limited facial expressions. So he could exactly tell what Kanda was feeling and couldn't help but feel a little bit offended, "Heyyy! I didn't really mean that! I'm not a creeper!" He pouted, slightly in disbelief that Kanda would think that, but then again...

"So? Doesn't change the fact you keep giving me weird looks." Kanda answered completely indignant, "Why do you keep giving me weird looks?" he snarled, hands on his hips demanding an answer.

Ahhh crap, I've been caught, what am I gonna do now? Lavi internally cried before letting his mouth answer on it's own, "Like hell if I know Yu, maybe you're just imagining things." Lavi really hoped Kanda would accept that as a suitable response. Which of course he didn't; Lavi could tell by Kanda's number twelve 'you're a dumb ass' look.

Lavi sheepishly scratched the back of his head, ah to hell with it, might at least try to make it worth my while.. He settled his gaze back on Kanda's face taking in all the features of the swordsman in front of him; the long wet inky hair that stuck to him as if it were painted on him, the soft red flush that spread across his chest and cheeks from the heat and steam of the showers, the furrowed brows leading to dark intense eyes. It was too much!

Kanda began to feel wary when he noticed Lavi giving him the "creeper" look (as Kanda dubbed it) again. And it seem to have intensified now, but maybe it might of had something to do with the fact that they were in the shower... and that they were naked...

Too bad Kanda didn't consider or rather didn't notice any of those factors. To him a stupid rabbit was a stupid rabbit who did stupid rabbit things for no apparent reason. Even though pretty much everything that Lavi did and does had a reason as to why he was doing it in the first place. Kanda will just have to learn the hard way.

Lavi sent him a sly smile before speaking, smoothly and slowly, "Well Yu-chan, maybe you're right, I don't what's gotten into to me but lately there's something that's been on my mind and it's becoming a problem. A rather persistent problem might I add..." He trailed off a bit, looking off to the side and took a rabbit step closer to Kanda before continuing, "But y'know maybe you can help me figure this problem out since it's becoming a problem for you too."

Kanda would've believe those words if it not for the way Lavi had said them. It was so weird, just like those looks... But before he could give it a second thought he saw that the distance between him and Lavi had suddenly become incredibly slim. It got worse when he realized that he was already backed up against the wall with no real escape. Then there was the shower head directly above them spraying vast amounts of hot water which wasn't helping the flush from rising to his face to lessen whatsoever. And dammit all, Lavi just kept creeping closer!

Once Lavi had Kanda cornered, he settled his palms on the each side of Kanda's head, leaned his head real close that their noses were almost touching. He was thankful to see Kanda rooted in his spot, seemingly paralyzed and unable to move. A lascivious smirk graced the redhead's face as he purred, "Maybe it would help me... if I could kiss... Yu."

... Lavi wasn't really surprised by Kanda's reaction or rather lack thereof. Well, maybe a little. He expected Kanda to react more violently than this. Instead Kanda's eyes seemed to have widen three times their size, his mouth was agape and his jaw refused to shut, and there was his right eyebrow that refused to stop twitching. Oh man, I think I broke Yu-chan, Lavi panicked.

Because Kanda was shocked, very shocked. Really, what the hell? How could he have missed something like that and since when did Lavi... since when did Lavi...

"W-what the fuck! What do you mean by that! I thought you liked girls! You're the biggest skirt chaser I know!" aside from Cross, but he's actually successful in his attempts... Either way, Kanda couldn't help but feel a little freaked out as much as he hated to admit it. But c'mon! He didn't expect that from Lavi, ever and now he's stuck in the shower with him... trapped. Oh, no.

He was thankful that Lavi noticed because he backed off a little yet still too close in Kanda's opinion. He was going to nudge Lavi back some more when he heard Lavi's light laughter and saw a lopsided smile on the redhead.

Lavi couldn't help but laugh at Kanda's face. Really, the swordsman was too cute sometimes, if only he knew that. He slightly shrugged his shoulders in a dismissive manner and answered, "Don't get me wrong, I do!"

Now for the hard part. How should he explain this to someone like Kanda. Lavi decided to go for the obvious, "But I mean... Hellooo!" when he said that he gestured both his hands towards his... to put it simply, his penis.

Kanda regretted following Lavi's hands. Dammit he didn't need to see that! The situation was becoming all the more unbearable because of what Lavi pointed out. "W-what the hell," Kanda muttered, completely avoiding Lavi's gaze, though it was probably to hide the embarrassed blush that couldn't be caused from the heat of the water.

"Yuuu..." Lavi whined softly. Sure, he wasn't expecting for Kanda to throw himself at Lavi, smash their lips together and continue on to have passionate shower sex (though, that would've been grand spectacular and he would've settled for that). Hell, he would rather have Kanda call him an idiot rabbit and shove him out of the way and then just leave. It would've made it easier to forget about him.

But this... this was much worst. The disgusted look was clearly written all over Kanda's face, it made him feel like he violated the guy (in a way he kind of did). Man this was a really bad idea... damn hormones. Now Yu's never gonna wanna talk to me ever again, and it's all because I can't stop thinking with my dick.

What he didn't know was when he started having these "weird" feelings for Kanda. It went from wanting to throw his arm around Yu's neck to wanting to grab Yu's ass. And Kanda didn't help; oh with his flowing hair, his pretty face, and the countless time Lavi's seen him shirtless... the never ending fan service! First he goes parading his beautiful self in his tight training clothing (that's just calling for attention, have you seen the ass on Kanda?) and now Kanda was parading in his dreams and this time he's naked! What does Kanda expect him to do?

This was getting way out of hand, he tried to keep it under control and not let it lead it to where Lavi would do something stupid. Lavi obviously failed; ever since he took that shower with Kanda the day the Order's plumbing system failed. Kanda said it was okay to come and join him if he didn't care about technicalities of them both being nude, so that way they could preserve what little hot water they had to use.

That there, was the biggest mistake Lavi had made. He didn't realize the kind of effect it was going to have on him. The entire time was spent with Lavi admiring the aspects of Kanda's body; the sharp lines and smooth contours of his pecs and abs, the tight muscular butt, and of course Yu-chan's lovely, lovely hair. Total, utter failure.

His downward spiral of thoughts were put to a halt when Kanda's voice spoke up, "I don't understand, you said you like girls but you're..." he paused for a second and sighed, "what's wrong with you anyways? Like ... what the hell man..." He ran a hand through his hair, trying to find something else to focus his eyes on instead of the redhead before him, he was clearly frustrated.

Lavi wanted to laugh again, but figured it wouldn't help with his situation, especially since he noticed how embarrassed and flustered Kanda looked. At that though, he smiled, Kanda was so ignorant, it was cute.

He placed his right hand next to Kanda's head, shifting most of his weight onto the hand. It made Kanda whip his uneasy gaze back onto Lavi. Now that Lavi got his attention he teased, "Well, it's not like you've pushed me away yet."

Of course that just pissed Kanda off, so he tried to push at the redhead's chest but Lavi made quick work to grab hold of the other's hand and hold them within his own. Lavi flashed him a stupid grin that grew wider when Kanda whipped his hands out of his grasp. Kanda rubbed his hands together and glared at Lavi, "Che, fucking creeper." He snarled.

Lavi scowled, he really didn't like being called a creeper. Yeah, he may be a flirt and perverted too but a creeper? No way, that was just insulting, but Kanda didn't get it, he didn't understand. Lavi would just have to explain it to him.

Lavi started, "Don't be dense Yu." that earned him a fiercer glare. "Do you not notice how gorgeous you are?" and that earned him a blush (cute!).

Lavi laughed rather hollowly, throwing a glare of his own at Kanda, "Do you know what is like to have to find a way to jack off at a time where the old Panda isn't constantly on your ass?" Kanda gaped at him, eyes incredulous but that didn't stop Lavi as he placed both hands on either side of the brunette's head again before muttering, "You're off Yu... you're way off."

Kanda glared and glared and glared, before growling, "che, lay off baka usagi."

A devious smirk formed on Lavi's face, "not until I get that kiss. How am I going to solve my problem if I don't."

"Easy, solve it yourself and leave me out of it."

"Nope, kiss me if you don't want anyone else to find out our shower encounters, hm? Y'know when I tell stories I tend to exaggerate. A lot."

Kanda raised his eyebrows upon hearing this, "You've got to be kidding me, you're an asshole. I should just beat the shit out of you."

Lavi shrugged dismissively again, "And you're a bastard. I don't want to have to do some like that since we are such close friends." He emphasized the 'close' by leaning even closer to the shorter male, "But if I have to, I guess I will."

Kanda had his forty-third 'I hope you die' glare going on, as he started to fidget around again.

Lavi sighed, this wasn't working, time for a different approach. He reached out a hand to lift Kanda's chin up so that they were eye-to-eye.

Kanda grasped at Lavi's wrist to pry others hand off but didn't do anything. Just kept his hand around the others wrist once he saw the soft despondent look on Lavi's face.

They held each others gaze before Lavi murmured lowly, "Look Yu, just kiss me this one time and I'll leave you alone and I'll stop calling you 'Yu' or 'Yu-chan' for the next two weeks and I promise not to let anyone know about this ever, Bookman's honor." Lavi's face looked so pathetic and hopeless that for some strange reason Kanda was going to relent.

Kanda shifted his gaze around a couple of times, "but what if someo-"

"Yu" Lavi cut him off, "We're the only two idiots who would come and take a shower at the farthest showroom in the Order way past midnight. I'm sure no one will show up."

Kanda sighed proud but defeated, "Fine, but after this we're just going to be fri-, comrades again, alright?"

A big smile bloomed on Lavi's face, "Of course" he said.

"And if you don't hold your end of the deal, I'll get to kick you ass whenever I want for the next two weeks got it?"

The smile withered a little but held its ground, "You betcha."

Both boys stood under the spray of water, none of them moving a muscle. Lavi was too busy taking in the beauty that he had dreamed of kissing for many nights now, happy to know it was becoming reality while Kanda just felt awkward and anxious since he had no clue how they were going to do this.

After a few more restless, antsy moments Kanda snapped, "Well! Go on!"

Lavi shook out of his reverie and looked at Kanda realizing he spaced out. He chuckled and scratched his nose before saying a quick "sorry". Then he leaned in til their lips touched.

Lavi didn't want to freak Kanda out too soon, so he decided to take it slow to let him get used to it. He pressed his lips a little harder against Kanda's, the hand around Kanda's chin slid up and weaved itself into the silky dark locks while the other settled right along Kanda's hipbone. Kanda's hand that was grasping Lavi's wrist went to grab hold of the redhead's shoulder, he left his other hand to hold firmly on Lavi's bicep.

Lavi kissed the corners of Kanda's mouth gently, taking the brunette's bottom lip in between his. Kanda seemed to know what to do from there as he opened his lips to invite the redhead's tongue in. Lavi eagerly delved in tasting every inch of Kanda's wet cavern as their tongues pushed and slid against each other langiudly. The hand in Kanda's hair gently tugged back to tilt the others head back in order to get better access and he could feel the other shudder at the action and it made Lavi groan.

Kanda was pushed further against the wall as Lavi pressed both of their chest together, but he didn't mind at all at the moment. Their kiss began to pick up speed, their tongues were pushing and grinding hotly against each other, the sudden change excited him and wasn't able to suppress a moan from surfacing.

That sound, the moment Lavi heard it, he knew he wanted to hear more. Even though some part of him hoped that he'd be disappointed so that he could let this all go afterwards. But he wasn't so sure anymore. This might've not been as explicit as his dreams but having the real thing in any form tops any dream he's had of Kanda.

The hand on Kanda's was rubbing circles around the alluring hipbones, but now it began to slid up, feeling along taut muscles of the other's stomach until it reached it's desired location: Kanda's right nipple. The bud stood in all it's perky glory as he pinched and squeezed it before rubbing his thumb back and forth. This caused another moan to erupt from Kanda that sent chills down Lavi's spine and blood straight to his groin. The hand from there slid to his back and he pressed the swordsman to him.

They would break for air every few series of exchanges before reuniting once more with more passion than before. He ran his fingers through the dark hair feeling the strands spill from his fingers like ink, God, that hair a weakness for Lavi, he didn't even know why. But he will take advantage of this wondrous moment for as long as he can.

Kanda was admittedly surprised at himself for letting this go on for so long and he didn't really found a need to stop either. He wrapped both arms around Lavi, settled his hands at the top of his back and then dragged his nails all the way down Lavi's back, causing him to release a shuddering breath

This was too much for Lavi; the feel of Kanda against him, the reciprocation, the heat, it was too much... he couldn't let this stop... he couldn't...

"Ahh-ah- ha, fuck!"

He was suddenly pushed away by a very flustered, Kanda. He stumbled back a few steps before grabbing for the wall to the right of him.

Dammit he just screwed up everything! Shit, Kanda's gonna beat his ass- He snapped his gaze back up at Kanda where he could of sworn he heard the man snicker.

Indeed Kanda was, he rested against the wall where the knobs for the water were at and he just kept laughing at Lavi, but the disgust was very apparent as he looked down at the sudden 'mess' on his thigh.

"Aha, the fuck man. That's gross. I think I'm going leave you alone to finish your, uh, self. Have fun."

But before leaving, he rinsed himself one more time then turned to turn some of the knobs letting out the cold water.

"I think this will be helpful." was the last thing Kanda said before laughing again and stepping out of the shower.

Lavi smacked his head against the wall and let out of frustrated cry before fully standing under the spray of water to finish his cold shower.


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