I Don't really Like benimaru. Sry if ur a fan.
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"... and this fuckhole won't stop hitting on Yuki. I mean, he's my best friend… but I honestly don't know anymore. Umph."
Kyo swung his feet up onto the coffee table. Papers fluttered off, scattering across the small living room floor. He reclined into the old couch and stared at his shoes, frowning.
"Honestly, I don't think he even likes her! He's just trying to get at me in some weird backhanded way. The guy has chicks fawning over him all the time anyways. What's he going after my girl for? You feel me?"
Kyo shook his head as he spoke.
"All this all could have been averted if I were in country more. He never does it while I'm around. But I mean, it's not like I could have done anything about it! The NESTS bastards fucking kidnapped me. You're supposed to look for your best friend after he gets kidnapped! Not try to fuck his girlfriend! Like what the hell!"
He sighed, and laced his fingers behind his head. He stared solemnly at the fluorescent lights on the ceiling. The air conditioner hummed from a vent in the floor.
"The moment I get back to Japan, Yuki is in tears. She told me that Benny has been hitting on her non-stop ever since I disappeared. She had even recorded it! I really gave him an earful. Like you could hear me for miles. I mean, maybe I was a bit harsh, everyone thought I was dead anyways."
Kyo threw his hands up in exasperation.
"But whatever he thought didn't matter. Cuz he just kept on doing it! Like shit. She would call me in the middle of the night, saying shit like Benimaru was outside her front door, just creeping on her. Like what the hell!? He has fucking models chasing after him. What does he want Yuki for?"
One of the sheets of paper had landed near the doorway leading to the single bedroom. It was staff paper and had notes scrawled over it.
"I confront him again. He tries to talk me out of it, denying all the shit he did. I was pissed as all fuck though. I beat him shitless. That seemed to fix whatever was wrong with his head, and he stops."
A hand reached down to pick up the sheet.
"We continue to compete together, but our friendship was never really the same after that. I mean, it just felt uneasy… Anyways, so like a couple of weeks ago we go out drinking, and the guy starts hitting on me. I guess he was really drunk or something so I just laugh and tell him to fuck off."
Kyo dragged his feet across the table back onto the floor. He planted his elbows on his knees and hunched over. The remaining papers were strewn across the room.
"So I leave for the US a couple of days ago. Heidern asked me for help on some stuff, and, well I guess I can't refuse after what he did for us."
The hand folded the sheet in half before dropped the paper back to the floor.
"And guess who calls?... Yuki is in tears. Benny, that asshole, blew up her social media. All of his fans are going after her! I told her to delete her accounts, and that I'd take care of Benny after I got back. I have no idea how to solve the publicity problem, but I'm probably gonna break his jaw"
Kyo flopped backwards into the couch cushions. He raised his head to look at the figure standing in the doorway.
"… Hey, Yagami, you should wear pants."
Iori Yagami's expression was a mixture of disbelief, exhaustion and annoyance. He was clutching the handle to his bedroom door. His hair was unkempt and was stuck all over the left side of his face.
"You've got some nerve breaking into my apartment, then lecturing me on what I wear to bed. It's 4AM. Get the fuck out."
"I had sixteen shots, then got lost on the way back. I decided to follow Orochi blood 'till I found your house. Thanks for letting me in by the way. I knew I could count on you."
Iori glanced at his front door. It lay flat across the doormat. The metal hinges had been wrenched apart by the force Kyo had drunkenly applied to it. He would need to get that fixed.
"I don't give a damn. Can you leave!?"
"I lost my hotel keycard."
"I don't care. Get out."
"Can I crash on your couch?"
"I said get out! Are you deaf?"
"You're the best. Did I ever tell you how much I love you? Come'ere."
"You're not sleeping here! Go find somewh- What are you doing! Get the hell off me! Kusanagi! Stop it! Hey!"
Kyo's continues to wreck Iori apt. Landlady gonna be mad.
Real talk though. Who actually wears pants to sleep? I don't. do guys wear pants to sleep? Tell me if you wear pants to sleep or not.
