Hi! This most likely be a series of one-shots because I write a lot of short things... Hope you like it! =] Review if you like it a lot or cause you want to or whatever... On to Sherlock!


When John learns that he should never ask Sherlock questions not related to a case. But for Tea.

It was a rather boring day in the flat, in Sherlock's opinion. There were no interesting cases and he had new experiments. Lying on the sofa, Sherlock stared at the wall that held a yellow spray painted smiley face, trying to think of another way of to put holes in the poor wall. John walked up the seventeen stairs to their shared home, noticing Sherlock, begin to explain to him where he had been since he left before Sherlock had woken up. As John opened his mouth, Sherlock cut him off.

"You were at Sarah's." He said in a monotone voice. John closed his agape mouth and sighed, plopping in usual chair.

"So, what have you been doing?" He learned that this was the wrong question as Sherlock glared at him instead of the smiley face.

"What have I been doing?" He almost yelled. "I've been staring at the wall hoping it would sprout legs and walk away! What do you think I've been doing!" John mouthed okay and moved onto the kitchen.

"Would you like some tea?" John asked as he made his own. Sherlock mumbled a yes and glared at the wall once again.