Zoids-Tanic
Chapter 1
Summary: Zoids characters take on the roles of the Titanic crew and characters... lets see how they do. Thanks to my sister who mostly came up with the idea! R&R please. They're doing a remake of the movie with improvisation! XD
Bit: Jack
Leena: Rose
Harry: Cal
Doc: Captain
Leon: Mr. Thomas Andrews
Jamie: Unsinkable Molly Brown
Brad: Working the camera....
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Bit stood at the front of the ship. Standing on the railings he threw his arms out and yelled..."Brad do I really have to do this?" He asked feeling embarrassed at having to scream 'I'm king of the world' like in the movie. It was so dumb.
"It was in the movie! So yeah you have to do it!"
"Can we do like a directors cut or something? You just wanna humiliate me!" Bit began to pout. Why did he ever agree to sign on to this stupid project? It wasn't even a project... it was just something to pass the time in between Zoid seasons.
"Well you're the only one who can play Jack." Brad said adjusting the camera.
"Make Harry do it!"
"Harry is Cal."
"Can't I be Cal?"
"Leena wont kiss him."
Bit blushed.
"...or do the cargo hold scene" Brad smirked as Bit's face turned bright red and fled the scene.
"I'm not doing this! I'm stage crew now!"
"This isn't a play... and I was kidding!"
"I can't work like this! My water bottle isn't even 32 degrees!"
Brad looked up. "It would be frozen!"
Bit thought of a quick come back. "Not if it was Celcius!"
"It would be about 90 degrees." Brad said casually.
"W-Well... 33 degrees then!" He ran out of the set area.
Brad called after him. "Farenheight or Celcius?"
Leon came on the scene dressed at Mr. Thomas Andrews the shipbuilder. "Hey Brad what scene am I doing?"
"You're going to be talking to the captain. Hey Doc, when you're ready we will be shooting the scene with you and Andrews!
"Coming!" Doc came out dressed as a pirate with a peg leg.
Brad shook his head and sighed.
"Uh Dad, this is a movie about Titanic not pirates. Wrong movie."
"Awww... But I'm best as a pirate! I always play pirates!" Doc said pouting.
Directing was tough, Brad knew that but he also knew how to get the people to do what he wanted.... usually. And if not they improvised.
Leena walked on set and looked around. "Where's Bit! We're supposed to do the scene where he yells he's King of the World."
"He wont do it." Brad said adjusting the camera again.
"You know Leena I'll yell I'm King of the World... after all I am." Harry slid into the picure very smoothly.
"No you're Cal." Leena said leaving.
"Ah! But Leena my sweet! I could switch parts with Bit!"
Bit ran in "Who stole my water bottle?"
"It was my water bottle, you stole it from me!" Leena yelled.
A loud uproar erupted from the group. Jamie came in whining "Brad! I went to my dressing room and I found a dress and the script for Molly Brown! You mean I have to play a girl! I don't wanna play a girl! She was old wasn't she? Brad I don't want to play Molly Brown! Make Bit do it!" Jamie continued to whine like this.
Brad rubbed his temples and looked at Leon who was the only one who seemed to have no complaint about his role. "So what are we gonna do?"
.......
~4 months later~
"Okay gang this is it!" Brad said putting in the DVD and turning off the lights. Bit and Leena were fighting over the popcorn bowl while Harry was annoying Leena to sit next to him. Jamie was pouring everyone drinks, Doc was polishing his peg leg and Leon was sitting patiently.
Brad sat down next to Naomi who absent during the filming of the movie. "Time to see how our filming turned out!" Brad put his arm around Naomi's shoulders and hit 'play'.
[Now for the next... who knows how many chapters the movie will be playing... with possible brief pauses for bathroom breaks drink refills and popcorn stock ups. Stay tuned! This is sure to be very funny!]
