Just some genderswap!SPN that I needed to get off my chest. I happen to be a bit obsessed with the genderswapped AU, so if you liked it that would be cool.

The Impala smelled of hot coffee and doughnuts. Deanna took a swig of her espresso as she drove down the road, glancing at Castiel, who sat stiffly in the shotgun seat, her blue eyes fixed on the road ahead of them. Samantha was lying in the backseat trying to get some much-needed sleep. The three hunters hadn't been able to crash in a motel the previous night, and while Deanna simply chose coffee as her preferred method of energy, Sam still needed at least a few hours of sleep. Deanna cleared her throat.

"Okay, we ought to be at the town in about fifteen minutes. Cas, pass me a doughnut."

Cas nodded, reaching over to the box next to Sam and offering Deanna a sprinkle-encrusted pastry. Their fingers brushed as she took the doughnut.

"Thanks."

"No problem."

Sam stirred in the backseat.

"Where are we?"

"Cartonsville, Ohio. We're investigating the ghost that apparently kills people through Google Maps."

"Gotcha. Are we going to the police station first?"

"Let's get a motel room and get changed. Do you have our clothes?"

Sam nodded. "Yeah, in the backseat."

"Sweet."

Five hours later, the sisters returned to their motel. Cas had left to ask her angel siblings about the "ghost" which they had concluded was not a ghost, and was in fact like nothing they'd ever seen before. Deanna flopped down on her bed and threw an arm across her face. Sam smirked.

"You okay, D?"

"Screw you, Samantha."

"You look almost as pissed as the time that I got you cake instead of pie."

Deanna rolled over and reached for the beer she'd put on the nightstand.

"The policeman was a douche."

"Why, because he hit on Cas instead of you?"

Sam dodged a pillow and shot Deanna her best bitchface.

"Oh, come on. I know your jealous face."

"I'm not jealous! He just needs to stay the hell away from Cas. She's way out of someone like that's league."

Sam twisted the top off her beer.

"Yeah. This from the girl who took her to a bar two weeks ago."

"I thought we were going to die. The least I could have done was get her laid! But now I know we're both going to live, I think she deserves someone better than a policeman who couldn't even look at her face. She deserves someone who'll treat her like a princess. Someone who knows she likes hamburgers and Star Wars and hates olives on pizza…why are you looking at me like that?"

Sam couldn't hold back her laughter.

"Well, I'm just thinking about how I owe Gabriel at least three boxes of those lollipops she's so obsessed with."

Deanna took a swig of her beer and rested her head on the headboard.

"You aren't making any sense."

"You like her. Castiel, I mean."

Deanna choked on her beer.

"What the hell, Sam?"

"Okay, let's put it in perspective. You constantly stare at each other, I've seen you when she's in danger, you act like losing her would shatter you, and whenever she appears, I see your smile. It's like she lights up your world."

"Wow. Have you been watching Oprah again?"

"You know I'm right."

Castiel chose that moment to appear in their hotel room with an unexpected guest.

"Hello Deanna."

"Hiya, Sammy."

Sam glared at Cas. "Her? You had to bring her?"

Gabriel pouted dramatically.

"You wound me, princess."

"Will you stop calling me that?"

Deanna finished her beer and tossed the bottle into the trashcan. With a meaningful glance, Cas picked up the bottle and placed it in recycling. Gabriel's eyes travelled between the two of them and then to Sam, who was watching them intently.

"Who wants Chinese for dinner?"

Deanna raised her hand.

"Me."

"Sam, come with me."

Sam set her empty bottle on the nightstand. "Why?"

"Because Deanna and Cassie need their alone time."

Deanna threw her hands in the air.

"Why the hell do you think I like Cas? I mean, yeah, we spend a lot of time together and we enjoy each other's company and yeah, she's gorgeous! Anyone would be lucky to have her. She's literally an angel!"

She slid off the bed and stalked across the room, grabbing Cas and pressing her lips to hers. Sam and Gabriel stared at them in shock, although Gabriel still managed to snap a picture of the duo on her phone. Castiel's arm slid around Deanna's waist. The kiss only lasted a few seconds, until Deanna pulled away, cheeks flushed.

"There, you see? No romance here at all. Completely heterosexual."

She stormed out of the hotel. Cas stared after her, unblinking.

"Wow."

Sam and Gabriel glanced at each other. "Wow."

Deanna leaned against the Impala, pressing her hand to her lips.

"Wow."

I'm screwed.

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