"Sasuke-kun, training your body without nutrition flowing in will cauae a lot of problems in the future," Sakura said. Her face and tone, despite having that lovey-dovey color splashed in, was concerned.

"I doubt you'd even make it to the future," Naruto said. He looked towards the side in an off-manner.

"WHAT?!"

"im sorry, not sorry," Naruto looked at Sakura with wide mock-apologetic eyes.

"Naruto, same goes to you. You can't rely on your weirdly quick metabolism to save you all the time." Sakura pointed out, her nose touching a stray lock of hair as she turned her nose upwards.

"This is why no one takes you seriously."

"Naruto!"

"Sorry, not sorry. You ass. That's a fine ass though..." Naruto stared at the ground.

"You unrepentant sexist! I-!" Sakura grew shades darker from her usual pink self.

"...is what I would say if you even had an ass. Sorry, not sorry."

"Argh...! I- anyway- Sasuke-kun what would you like to eat– no tomatoes."

"Seotamot." Sasuke answered completely serious.

"What kind of food is that teme-!"

"Something your mind is utterly incapable of fathoming, my dear Naruto-kun. Don't worry- join with me and we shall-!"

"Fuck no- ya weirdo!" Naruto turned back, hiding behind Sakura.

"..." Sakura stopped walking. She looked at the retreating back of Sasuke, and Naruto's cowering face.

"...I have the perfect dinner plan!"

Eventually Sakura reached her boiling point, and decided everyone to eat her very own Grass-Tomato Ramen diet on the grounds that if they don't... something of precious value will be taken from them.

"Does anyone like to say anything after this?" Sakura asked after feeding them poison.

"Sorry, not sorry."

xxxxxxxDiscord shitpost. Like most of my fics. Come on down to our discord the subreddit Naruto Fanfiction Discord. It's fucking gold and you can see what I write there.

Also, when I wake up and find that i wrote this, I want to tell myself to kill myself.