Why you Never go on Deviant Art

Disclaimer: Don't own Super Smash Brothers Brawl so stop bugging me people!

Summary: Because you'll find many interesting things…

Pairings: Ike/Pit and hint of Fox/Sonic and Satoshi/Samus

Genre: Humor, General

Rated: T (for teen)

Warning: Everything you see on DA and OOC. XD

Me: This is the sad truth about DA which gives us yaoi fan girls want to go on.


It was just another boring day in Smash Brothers Mansion. Pit has nothing to do. His roommates Satoshi (the Pokemon Trainer which people refer to him as Red) and Sonic went off on their own to do whatever which included trying to get into Samus' chest (and for the Pokemon Trainer to get a Falcon Punch in the face) and seducing a certain Fox.

The angel was bored that he decided to take R.O.B. for himself and browser the internet. R.O.B. was a robot programmed like a computer, so you would think that Fire Fox would work. R.O.B. allowed Pit to use him for the reason that his only use in the mansion revolved around being a punching bag for everyone as well as keeping the mansion tidy along with Mr. Game and Watch. (BTW, R.O.B.'s eyes are the screen, his left arm is the monitor and the right arm the mouse. The keyboard magically appears on his body.)

So there was Pit browsing Deviant Art. He was looking at drawings that other people (mainly fan girls and fan boys) drew of him. He had to admit that some of them were pretty good.

There was suddenly a knock at the door. Pit allowed the person to come in.

"Pit, what are you doing?" asked the voice.

"Looking up pictures of me Ike," Pit responded.

"Huh?"

"It's called Deviant Art. The website where you can post anything."

Ike frowned, "Anything you say?"

"Yep. Look, I'll show you."

Pit erased his name and typed in Ike's. The website then showed many handsome pictures of the blue haired swordsmen.

He's so hot! Pit thought to himself as his cheeks turned pink.

Ike raised an eyebrow, "That doesn't look like me at all…"

"Hey, it's the thought that counts."

There was silence between the two before Ike suggested, "How about you find a picture of us fighting each other? I'm sure there are plenty of pictures." (Me: You have no idea, Ike.)

"Okay…"

When Pit typed in his name with Ike's more than 200 pictures appeared. Their eyes widened.

"What is that?!" Pit asked.

"What is that doing there?!"

There was a five minute pause before…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


Link grinned upon hearing the two newcomers scream.

"What was that?" Lucas questioned the Hero of Time.

"They just discovered Deviant Art…" Link said with an evil grin, 'They'll get use to it."


Sonic zoomed to his room upon hearing Pit's scream. He saw the two Smashers on the floor unconscious.

"W-What happened?" Sonic asked R.O.B..

The robot shook his head. Confused, Sonic looked through R.O.B.'s eyes and gasped.

"I never knew Pit was the uke!" he exclaimed. (Me: You just now figured that out Sonic?!)

Sonic decided to look up pictures of him and Fox, but when he clicked the search engine, the words NO MATCHING RESULTS appeared in bold. Huge tears appeared in the hedgehog's eyes.

"I'M NOT DESTINED TO BE WITH FOX!" he cried as he ran out of the room.

R.O.B. shook his head. This was the last time he would allow anyone to access Deviant Art.


The next day, Satoshi tried to access Deviant Art so he could look up naked pictures of Samus. Google read CANNOT BE FOUND. Satoshi fumed, "Now how am I suppose to see everything now?! I guess it's back to square one again…damn…it sucks to be me…"


Me: The end with 711 words.

Yohko: That was pointless.

Me: But it's true. Thanks to me, there are more Fox/Sonic pictures though. But I dare you to type in Ike and Pit's name and see all the yaoi pictures that pop up. So…please review.