Rules For Avengers

1. Do not poke Bruce with random objects.

2. Don't make references that Steve doesn't get.

3. Thor don't make references.

4. Don't tap Loki's cage.

5. Don't believe Loki if he is: crying,laying on the floor dead or telling you anything.

6. No one call Hawkeye 'birdie' .

7. Don't play golf on the helicarrier (Tony)

8. No using the war room as your own personal disco. (Tony )

9. No one, I repeat no one, is to give Tony Stark access to or the physical object of alcohol under any circumstances.

10. Do not tease the God of mischief. He is still dangerous even behind the glass.

11. No canodling with enemy. (Thor)

12. No saying "reporting for booty" everytime Steve tries to talk to you. (Tony)

13. No unauthorised aliens.

14. No singing.

15. No dancing.

16. No playing computer games on Shields high-tech computers.

17. No having partys without inviting Phil.