One day, Homer came home from work. It was a very long day, and Homer was very crabby. What he saw when he came home was impossible to describe.
"BART, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Homer yelled, who had walked through the front door and saw that Bart was running around naked over the kitchen table. Santa's Little Helper kept trying to lick his ass, but Bart was very fast. But Bart tripped over Maggie's pacifier, fell to the ground flat on his face. SLH finally got the booty.
"Eat my shorts, bitch!" Bart said before he fell.
Homer then saw that Marge was making out and about to have sex with Milhouse's dad, but luckily Homer stopped it by saying:
"Mr. Milhouse guy, I don't know why you're here, BUT GET OUT!"
The second Milhouse's dad left, Marge said, "Homie, wanna forget what happened if we had some fun of our own?"
"Sure, Marge..." Homer said in a seductive (?) voice.
"You guys are disgusting. I'm gonna make a prank call." Lisa said, who had completely changed her outlook on life. She picked up the phone and called Moe's Tavern.
"Hello, this is Moe's Tavern, the #1 cause for diabetes and kidney failure. What do you need?"
"I am looking for Eden. Last name Maddik."
"Okay, i'll find him.
"Okay, Eden Maddik? Who's Eden Maddik?" Moe said across the tavern.
"I don't think anyone would want any of that!" Hollered Barney, the town drunkie.
"Wait a minute!" Moe suddenly realized what that meant. "Kid, if I find out who you are, I will rip out your heart and make you eat it-"
CLANG!
Maggie saw Homer and Marge having sex, and she realized: this fanfiction made no sense. She then started a feminist motion, but Chief Wiggum put her in jail for 'stealing his last donut.' He put her in jail for life. When Ralph figured out what the hell was even happening, he tried saying something, but Bart started to kiss him to shut up. Meanwhile, fangirls and boys everywhere screamed. When that was finished, Homer and Marge stopped having sex, Bart got up, SLH became depressed, and Maggie lost her sanity. Oh yeah, Moe killed Lisa. Not like anyone cared.
When Ralph came back to reality, he said one thing:
"Wow, this sucked!"
I feel very sorry for all you people that read this. Bye!
