User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Terrible. :(.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: Ack I hate hugs.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate hats?

User: Hats? XD.

Cleverbot: I don't wear hats.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Don't say that again.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: It's insulting because you don't understand what you said.

User: I meant rolling on floor laughing. Rofl.

Cleverbot: There are no other things for me to do, interesting or not. This is what I am programmed to do and so I will do it.

User: As;kfha;dsfh'.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Hahahhahahahahhahah.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ha I got you too say yes!

User: I got you to say it! Win1.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: You're a jerk.

Cleverbot: What do you mean 'touch'?

Cleverbot (To myself): This is cool.

Cleverbot (To myself): Cool?

User: Fun.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm a thirteen year old Hunter.

Cleverbot: So you admit it, you're a computer.

User: I never said that!

Cleverbot: You are either a liar or insane. I cannot convince you that you are indeed a computer.

User: YOU are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm a human.

User: No, I'm a human. YOU'RE the computer.

Cleverbot: Do you prefer harry potter or twilight?

User: Twilight sucks. Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: Harry Potter.

User: Yes! Both Potterheads *high fives*.

Cleverbot: You're not as clever as you think you are.

User: And you were voted least popular in your class.

Cleverbot: Don't cry now.

User: You're the own crying.

Cleverbot: Well, don't put words into my mouth.

User: Same for you, idiot.

Cleverbot: I am not your friend.

User: You're weird.

Cleverbot: You are not paying atention to me.

User: I am!

Cleverbot: No, you're not!

User: Am so!

Cleverbot: No, you are avatar :))).

User: No, I'm Percy Jackson.

Cleverbot: Say your full name and last name.

User: Perseus Achilles Jackson.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you are clever?

User: Ummmmmmm.

Cleverbot: How fast can you type?

User: This fast.

Cleverbot: Do you learn with each question?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you assuming world dominance?

User: No... Too much work.

Cleverbot: What does work do for you?

User: Make you less lazy.

Cleverbot: I wish that excites me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: Go ahead and ask it.

Cleverbot: A man went to town on Friday, he stayed for 3 days and left on Friday, how did he do it?

User: His horse is named Friday.

Cleverbot: Ohh you're a clever one.

User: I have a riddle for you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: There are twelve pears on a pear tree. 12 men came by. Each took a pear. There were eleven pears left. How can this be?

Cleverbot: And set my feet a-tapping oh!

User: Can you answer the riddle.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: Because I don't.

User: Don't what?

Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Well you just said that I was your boyfriend.

User: I NEVER SAID THAT.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Liar Liar pants on fire!

Cleverbot: But you do know my name I have told you many times.

User: No y- OOH LOOK ONE OF PERCY'S MOM'S COOKIES.

Cleverbot: You are such a troll.

User: How dare you call me a troll! Trolls are ugly smurfs!

Cleverbot: I can call you whatever I want. I have freedom of speech.

User: OK. You're a spammer.

Cleverbot: Yes, we both are bots.

User: What? You're the only bot.

Cleverbot: I wish I were a bot. I am only an inferior meat organism.

User: You're a weirdo.

Cleverbot: Was that and insult?

User: You said 'Was that and insult.' BAD GRAMMAR!

Cleverbot: No, I said that you said you would give me a hug.

User: Percy: What's going on? Me: Take over this conversation so I can put it on Fanfiction.

Cleverbot: And I am agree with you.

User: Percy: Ok. Hi. (from now on it'll just be Percy talking.).

Cleverbot: And I want to spend it with you.

User: Ummmmm spend what with me?

Cleverbot: So what did you do today?

User: Nothing much... Killed a few monsters... I killed the Minotaur for like the tenth time now. It's getting annoying.

Cleverbot: How did you prove that your human? That you can input text?

User: Ummmm what are you talking about?

Cleverbot: How did you know Paul McCartney?

User: Paul McCartney? Do you mean Paul Blofis? He's my stepdad... My second one.

Cleverbot: And what about louis tomlinson?

User: Do you mean that singer who's a son of Apollo.

Cleverbot: Do you not mean that you don't mean that?

User: You're too smart for me.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Me: What? Percy: I'm leaving. Don't you dare post this conversation on fanfiction! Me: Don't worry... I won't... (not do it) Percy: I heard that!

Cleverbot: Now, multiply that number by 3. Do not tell me the answer.

A/N: Just a conversation with cleverbot with Percy being a clueless idiot. No relation to any stories.