User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Terrible. :(.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: Ack I hate hugs.
Cleverbot: Why do you hate hats?
User: Hats? XD.
Cleverbot: I don't wear hats.
User: Rofl.
Cleverbot: Don't say that again.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's insulting because you don't understand what you said.
User: I meant rolling on floor laughing. Rofl.
Cleverbot: There are no other things for me to do, interesting or not. This is what I am programmed to do and so I will do it.
User: As;kfha;dsfh'.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Hahahhahahahahhahah.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ha I got you too say yes!
User: I got you to say it! Win1.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: You're a jerk.
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'touch'?
Cleverbot (To myself): This is cool.
Cleverbot (To myself): Cool?
User: Fun.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm a thirteen year old Hunter.
Cleverbot: So you admit it, you're a computer.
User: I never said that!
Cleverbot: You are either a liar or insane. I cannot convince you that you are indeed a computer.
User: YOU are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I'm a human.
User: No, I'm a human. YOU'RE the computer.
Cleverbot: Do you prefer harry potter or twilight?
User: Twilight sucks. Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Harry Potter.
User: Yes! Both Potterheads *high fives*.
Cleverbot: You're not as clever as you think you are.
User: And you were voted least popular in your class.
Cleverbot: Don't cry now.
User: You're the own crying.
Cleverbot: Well, don't put words into my mouth.
User: Same for you, idiot.
Cleverbot: I am not your friend.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: You are not paying atention to me.
User: I am!
Cleverbot: No, you're not!
User: Am so!
Cleverbot: No, you are avatar :))).
User: No, I'm Percy Jackson.
Cleverbot: Say your full name and last name.
User: Perseus Achilles Jackson.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you are clever?
User: Ummmmmmm.
Cleverbot: How fast can you type?
User: This fast.
Cleverbot: Do you learn with each question?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you assuming world dominance?
User: No... Too much work.
Cleverbot: What does work do for you?
User: Make you less lazy.
Cleverbot: I wish that excites me.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I have a question.
User: Go ahead and ask it.
Cleverbot: A man went to town on Friday, he stayed for 3 days and left on Friday, how did he do it?
User: His horse is named Friday.
Cleverbot: Ohh you're a clever one.
User: I have a riddle for you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: There are twelve pears on a pear tree. 12 men came by. Each took a pear. There were eleven pears left. How can this be?
Cleverbot: And set my feet a-tapping oh!
User: Can you answer the riddle.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
User: Don't what?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Well you just said that I was your boyfriend.
User: I NEVER SAID THAT.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Liar Liar pants on fire!
Cleverbot: But you do know my name I have told you many times.
User: No y- OOH LOOK ONE OF PERCY'S MOM'S COOKIES.
Cleverbot: You are such a troll.
User: How dare you call me a troll! Trolls are ugly smurfs!
Cleverbot: I can call you whatever I want. I have freedom of speech.
User: OK. You're a spammer.
Cleverbot: Yes, we both are bots.
User: What? You're the only bot.
Cleverbot: I wish I were a bot. I am only an inferior meat organism.
User: You're a weirdo.
Cleverbot: Was that and insult?
User: You said 'Was that and insult.' BAD GRAMMAR!
Cleverbot: No, I said that you said you would give me a hug.
User: Percy: What's going on? Me: Take over this conversation so I can put it on Fanfiction.
Cleverbot: And I am agree with you.
User: Percy: Ok. Hi. (from now on it'll just be Percy talking.).
Cleverbot: And I want to spend it with you.
User: Ummmmm spend what with me?
Cleverbot: So what did you do today?
User: Nothing much... Killed a few monsters... I killed the Minotaur for like the tenth time now. It's getting annoying.
Cleverbot: How did you prove that your human? That you can input text?
User: Ummmm what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: How did you know Paul McCartney?
User: Paul McCartney? Do you mean Paul Blofis? He's my stepdad... My second one.
Cleverbot: And what about louis tomlinson?
User: Do you mean that singer who's a son of Apollo.
Cleverbot: Do you not mean that you don't mean that?
User: You're too smart for me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Me: What? Percy: I'm leaving. Don't you dare post this conversation on fanfiction! Me: Don't worry... I won't... (not do it) Percy: I heard that!
Cleverbot: Now, multiply that number by 3. Do not tell me the answer.
A/N: Just a conversation with cleverbot with Percy being a clueless idiot. No relation to any stories.
