Intro:

First of all, a little authors note. I've come up with a few little short stories of scenes that I've wondered a little about. Watching Pirates of the Caribbean for the umpteenth time over, I realized that there are a lot of scene changes and empty holes where a fanfiction writer could go insane. So these are The Adventures of Sparrow and Turner, including various other characters, containing little bits of fanfiction with the movie and/or deleted scenes. This first one is of a deleted scene. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I'm sorry to say it, but I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Chapter 1:

Your Mum


The longboat was floating not far from the Interceptor. Jack had his spyglass out looking all over the deck of the Black Pearl with no luck. There is no luck with this Turner around, Jack thought to himself.

"Jaaaaack," Will whined. "I want to use the spyglass!"

Jack was about to ask Will if he wanted cheese with his whine, but stopped himself. Stupid Whelp.

"No," Jack answered sternly. He couldn't see Elizabeth anywhere. She was either below the deck of the Pearl or already in the caves.

"Please?" Will begged. "With a cherry on top?"

I don't want cherries...I want rum...been sober for days...hate it...wait!

Just then, Jack smiled, dropping his search for a moment and looking at Will, "What about rum?"

Will frowned, "I don't have any rum."

"Then there is no accord, mate," Jack turned back toward the island and continued to search for Elizabeth.

Alright, Will thought to himself. I'll have to try a new tactic...no whining...?

"What do you see?" Will asked politely, making sure that there was not even the slightest hint of a whine.

"Your mum."

Darn, "Point taken."


A/N: So, it was a little short, but I promise more on the way. If any of you out there found this even a little interesting, please tell the person who wrote this in an email notification (hint: Review!) These are not meant to be in order, but little blurbs for laughs. I hope you liked it. There are better ones on the way.