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Ninja sensed the intruder before the door opened. It wasn't Danny—Danny was there—Ninja recognized his step—but there was something with him, something that snuffled.
Ninja leaped up onto his perch to get a better look as Danny came barging through the door, hands waving as usual. Ninja ignored him, also as usual. He was far more concerned with the presence at Danny's side. Was that a dog?
Ninja couldn't believe it. Danny wasn't his favorite person at the best of times, but he'd just plummeted to the bottom of the list. How dare he bring a dog into Ninja's house! Ninja hissed at the intruder, but the dog was too busy slobbering over Steve, who'd come to greet them, to notice.
"Danny!" Steve said. "What's Bullet doing here?"
Ninja didn't hear Danny's response. Bullet. So that's what the abomination was called. And that abomination had the nerve to fawn all over Steve. Ninja's Steve. Ninja was glad to note that Steve was ignoring Bullet, instead arguing heatedly with Danny, probably over the dog. Good. Steve would put Danny in his place for his transgression.
Bullet spent a minute or so trying to attract Steve or Danny's attention, but gave up when neither man seemed to be paying attention. Instead, he turned his attention to Ninja, bounding over to the cat tree and placing his paws on it, tail wagging happily, panting and begging Ninja to play. Ninja hissed and swiped at his nose, but Bullet was undaunted. Disgusted, Ninja leaped over Bullet's head and sauntered away, leaving the disappointed dog to look elsewhere for a playmate.
Ninja huddled under the couch, tail twitching, watching the intruder sniff around his territory. Ninja bristled. How dare that dog think he had any right to be here! Bullet's nose appeared under the sofa, twitching inquisitively, and Ninja lashed out, clawing the dog's nose. Bullet yelped and the nose abruptly disappeared.
"Hey," Ninja heard Danny say, "your cat attacked my dog!"
"Serves him right for sticking his nose in Ninja's face," Steve said. Ninja heartily agreed.
Danny was undeterred. "He's bleeding! He probably needs stitches, all because of your stupid cat!".
"Don't be ridiculous, Danny, he'll be fine. Just think before you bring your dog in here next time. This is Ninja's territory, after all."
Damn straight. Ninja sauntered into the middle of the living room, assiduously spreading his claws and cleaning between the toes. Then he turned his back on Danny and stuck his rear leg in the air, a clear message as to exactly what Ninja thought of Danny's temerity in bringing a dog into the house.
"Fine, that's the last time I bring my dog over," Danny huffed.
Ninja sauntered off. You better believe it, he thought.
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A/N: So I'm looking for more Bullet and/or Ninja ideas. I have a few, but more are welcome!
