Crossing Soul Eater, a great anime and manga, with a great classic game, Banjo Kazooie, mixing in a bit of the first M slash pairing for Banjo... Because there wasn't enough M stories for it, and no one has written anything for our favorite Honey Bear being gay. So I'm giving it a try. I don't know how often this will get updated, but we'll see how much fun I have writing it.
Disclaimer: I own original cartridges of Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie. As for Soul Eater... I want to cosplay as Death The Kid... Anyone know how to die three white stripes on black hair?
The snow was falling at a slower rate than usual on the ice side of Hailfire Peaks, the Honey Bear felt that maybe the fact that a snowy mountain reservoir seated next to a volcano was finally causing the two to cancel each other out. Though the two feet deep snow was suggesting that it was just the warmest day for this side.
Although his own fur protected against the bitter cold, Banjo couldn't help but wish he had more than just yellow shorts and a blue backpack as clothing. Though Spiral Mountain had no shopping mall, so the luxury of other clothes were scarce. But he never complained nonetheless, it wasn't as if he was living here, he only visited Boggy at his Igloo every two weeks or so, no need for further clothing if he was hardly going to use it.
"Will you hurry it up, I'm freezing my tail feathers here!" Banjo smiled from the usual banter from his closest friend living in his blue backpack.
"We're almost there, Kazooie, be patient." He answered back with no hint of annoyance in his voice. "We'll get to Boggy's in no time." Upon mention of the former sled racing Polar Bear, the scarlet Breegul popped out free of her home and pecked the back of the Banjo's head.
"You can go by yourself, I don't want to get stuck babysitting those bratty kids." She huffed, a horrible memory coming back. A month ago, all three of his children played roughly with her. "I'm not going to get mangled by Prissy, Douchy, and Fatty."
"It's Soggy, Moggy, and Groggy. And if you don't want to go, you can at least go to Humba Wumba's Wigwam and wait until I get back." The bear crossed his arms and pouted. Kazooie turned her back from him.
"Sounds like a great idea, have fun." With that said, the Breegul took flight in the opposite direction from Broggy's home. The Honey Bear shook his head and began to trot through the snow. He felt the warmth of exercise warm his body needed. After leaping up a few ledges, the Igloo was within five feet from his position. Though there was no need to rush, Banjo still sprinted to the entrance for more warmth, nearly everything in the Igloo was made of ice, he would be shielded from the weather, but not the cold.
After stomping the snow off the padding of his paws, Banjo smiled as he found the usual heavy set Polar Bear lounging in his chair. Eyes glued to the TV, the set was a screen with a ice block holding it in place, he always wondered if the TV was bought that way or they made it... If it was the former, then who in the world would supply Ice Block Televisions?
"Hello Boggy." The Honey Bear greeted to the Polar Beer, Boggy nearly flinched and fumbled for the remote control, switching whatever he was watching to some bad reception, but soon calmed down as soon as he saw that the person walking in was Banjo.
"Oh... It's just you Banjo, I thought you were my wife." He took in a breath of chilled air, relaxed that it was only his friend.
"Why did you freak out?" Banjo took a seat on the cold ice couch next to the older Polar Bear. He stared Boggy, eyes filled with curiosity.
"I was uh... Finally getting to watch the Bear Babes video, I was scared that Mrs. Boggy would catch me watching porn." He took the remote back into his paw and switched the DVD back on. Banjo felt his thoughts break apart and shatter, shielding his eyes from watching.
"Boggy! I don't wanna see that stuff!" The Honey Bear felt more uncomfortable here than any other place he's been in, not even in the stomach of Clanker did he feel this unsettled.
"Oh c'mon, this is actually pretty hot as I thought it was." Boggy tugged at his scarf, heat filling his entire body. Banjo cowered behind his paws and hoped for the day to end or for his death to come quickly and painlessly. Never in his life had he wanted to be put in a situation as lewd as this, he was content having a quiet and adventurous life with Kazooie. "I get it, Bears aren't your thing, maybe you'd prefer a certain Breegul."
"Kazooie!? I would never even think about it!" He put his paws away from his eyes to give Boggy a stern look, soon regretting doing so after catching sight of the Polar Bear in all his entirety, it being the first time Banjo ever seen reproductive organs aside from himself. He felt the blood rush through his face and his entire body heat causing the ice sofa to melt.
"I-I'm gonna give you some privacy!" The Honey Bear leaped out of his puddle of a seat and dashed out the Igloo, taking a leap into the cool snow, returning his body temperature to normal. Most of the icy ground melting beneath him and soaking through his fur. Turning his body over to stare at the cloudy sky, Banjo could still feel the blood rush to his cheeks just from the memory of the sight of the dirty movie. But was it really the triple X rated video that caused him to blush so much? Yes, he felt embarrassed to be in the same room as the movie playing, but he didn't catch sight of it nor wanted to. Only thing remotely close to sexual was Boggy's erection.
"Banjo! You coming back in? I put it on pause for you." Salvation came for him in the form of a question.
"Uh... No thanks, I think I'm gonna head back home. See ya Boggy, have uh... Fun." Feeling emotionally drained and humiliated, the Honey Bear rolled over continuously until he fell off the small cliff and into yet another large pile of snow. If this wasn't feeling at an all time low, he had no idea what was.
"Hey Honey Breath, why are you dead in the snow?" He felt a familiar sharp beak tap the back of his head. Soon having warmth fill his back, Kazooie resuming her rightful spot in the backpack.
"I don't want to talk about it... Let's just go home..." Slowly rising off the ground, Banjo treaded the icy hills to return to the volcanic area of Hailfire Peaks. Feeling the intense heat coming off of the lava that flowed throughout the area. Soon hopping over footholds and soon finding the exit stairway to the Isle O' Hags.
After much walking, the Honey Bear returned back to his small home in Spiral Mountain, hanging the blue backpack with his friend still occupying it on the rack, and collapsing onto the bed. Hoping sleep would come instantly and stay as that, with no memory of today's events in his mind when he wakes.
Clouds drifted by, the room appearing to be a large open area with many crosses stuck down into the dirt. Yet the sight of window panes assorted around the painted sky brought back the feeling of being indoors. A tall mirror stood at the center of the room, cloaked figure wearing a cartoon skull mask stared off into the mirror, awaiting something.
Footsteps began to periodically sound off, each in unison. Three figures were seen making their way through a hall that lead to the center, the hall being made up of Guillotines with red wood.
The cloaked figure turned around and waved with a cartoonish looking hand.
"Well, Hiya Kiddo, it's nice of you to stop by." The voice being incredibly fake and childish.
The three figures came into view, a black haired boy in the middle of the two teenage girls, one of a light blond the other being a brunette. One appearing child like and happy, the other looking bored and uninterested. Both wearing similar clothing of a red sleeveless sweater and a cowboy hat, though the older of the girls wore jeans while the other wore shorts. The boy in the center wearing a black suit, white stripes appearing as buttons as well as decorations for the shoulders. A cartoon skull brooch around his neck, similar to that of the mask of the cloaked man. His eyes appearing golden yellow, hair appearing to have three white stripes on the left side of his head, leaving the other half to remain a solid black.
"Father, need I remind you that you called us here, you spoke of a special mission." The boy responded, crossing his arms to appear stern.
The masked man tilted his head and soon bounced a bit, regaining the memory.
"Right, my mistake son, for years I've been aware of a small witch in an unknown Island. She was harmless at the time and soon the problem resolved itself, this Witch ended up getting defeated and sealed under a rock. To think a rock can seal a Witch, to seal the Kishin I had to use his own skin..."
"Lord Death... You were explaining..." The brown haired girl tried to bring the man back to reality, a large sweatdrop forming on her head.
"Ah yes, well, two years later, she escaped the rock with help of her sisters. The Witch was only bones, but her new goal was to suck the life out of those around her to restore her own life... The problem itself was resolved once again without the DWMA getting involved."
The young man sighed after hearing more lore.
"Father, what does this story have to do with us?"
"I may not be done with the story, but she returned recently returned only to get taken down yet again... The person who defeated her was the very same who stopped her multiple times before. I want you to go to the Isle O' Hags, venture into Spiral Mountain, and confront this Honey Bear." Lord Death stepped aside to allow the three to gaze at the mirror.
"It's a bear, a bear~!" The blond giggled uncontrollably, seemingly not taking the situation seriously.
"Father, you must be joking, a bear took down a Witch numerous times?" He stared at the Honey Bear, he was wearing a pair of yellow shorts, a shark tooth necklace around his neck held together by a single thread. The bear was sleeping on a bed, occasionally tossing and turning.
"I am not joking, Kid. Under no circumstances do you harm him, only verify what his intentions are and if you can, take him, and any accomplices, back here to me." All three nodded and walked away. 'A bear... This is interesting.'
First chapter finished. Ah Banjo, how I always enjoy your innocence... And playing your games. (So happy I still have a working N64)
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this new story, with an extra chapter.
