An: I do not own the characters or Sherlock
andeardohnache= Anderson's beard/John's mustache
Anderson's beard = Ad
John's mustache =Jm
AD had been staring at Jm for a long time, he was so hot and how desperately he wanted to curl his facial hair inbetween those luscious bristly locks of pure hair sex. God now he was getting horny his thorny, ginger, black,grey haired hair was sticking up at the the points as if with hair gel. He had never wanted anything so bad and now he was going to claim his prize.
He sexily mind controlled his sexy rat faced human to move towards the short old soldier with the sexy mustache.
"hey babez" he purred
The blonde sex symbol stared in shock
"look i have been stalking u for a while now and i wanna have hair sex with u right here right now"
Sexy carried on staring.
"what do u say?"
"FUCK YEAH"
Both facial hair moved together making sounds like a coo mooing as they saunted up to one another. Black,ginger and grey mixed with goldeny blonde reached for eachother. The tips of hair slowly entwined with eachtother as they made grunting sounds.
"oh yeah this is so good"
"oh yeah oh yeah oh yeeeaahhhh" sexy screamed.
"oh babez hold on this is going to be a bumpy ride "
" will do my cowboy" sexy groaned.
"yeehaaw"
There screames got louder until they reached there finish. As they did sparks of hair fell from their bushes as they came.
Togther they lived a happy life , having sex until all their hair fell out on their face and they decided oh well there is always armpit hair
THE END:-D
