Disclaimer: blah blah blah don't own anything blah blah blah
A/N: Like the summary says this is a Harry Potter fic that gives the Harry Potter characters the Friends' personality. You should probably only read this if you know the show Friends at least reasonably well because otherwise you won't understand most of the jokes. I hope you like it! Oh and this takes place like 5-10 years after Hogwarts.
Harry Chandler, Ginny Monica, Ron Ross, Hermione Rachel, Luna Phoebe, and Neville Joey.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way,
Your jobs a joke your broke your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear,
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
But I'll be there for you, (when the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you, (like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you, 'cause you're there for me tooooooo.
The six friends where all sitting in Harry's and Ginny's spotless apartment. It was spotless of course because of Ginny's obsessive cleaning. For some reason she cleaned everything by hand and not by magic. Ron and Hermione were bickering as usual. From time to time you could here Ron shouting, "WE WERE ON A BREAK!" but nobody except Hermione paid him any attention. Harry was of course making fun of them behind there back to everyone's amusement.
"Who wants to put a bet on the next thing Ron says?" said Harry sarcastically. Neville, being a bit dumber than a rock laughed after 2 minutes.
After what seemed like ages (actually maybe it was ages, define ages.) Ron and Hermione finally stopped fighting.
"Fine, have it your way!" Hermione said, "But I just want to end with this –"
But Harry had already read Hermione's mind and jumped in front of Ron saying in his head "protego!"
"Well isn't this Jolly!" Harry said with a mock happy face, "Just like old times." Walking away he whispered so only Luna who was sitting nearest to him could hear, "Kill me now!" He acted out a little scene where he was being hit by the Avada Kedavra curse.
"Hey, I'm the actor here!" Neville yelled at Harry. Ignoring this completely Ron said, "Let's go down and get a cup of coffee." Everyone got up to leave except for Ginny who looked bewildered and was frozen in place.
"Ginny?" Harry attempted to get her out of her current state by shaking her, "Dear god we've lost her!" Harry joked.
"She cccould have –" began Ginny then taking a deep breath started to speak again, "Hermione could have broken something with that spell! What would we have done then?" Trying to hold back a laugh Harry raised Ginny gently by the arm and said,
"Ok honey you're fine. Nothing happened to anything in the apartment. Let's go get a cup of coffee."
"Ok"
The six friends exited the apartment and headed downstairs, five of them on the verge of bursting into laughter and the sixth on the verge of crying.
Well that's the first chapter. I really hope you liked it. I know it was a little short but it was just to kind of give you a general feeling of the story. I'll update as fast as I can and pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease review! It means the world to me no matter how good or bad the review is.
