- Remmy?

- Yes, Sirius?

- I think i´m gay.

- What?

- I said, I think i´m gay.

- Yes i heard that but when did you find out?

- Just now.

- How?

- I saw you smile.

- And that made you see that you are gay?

- Yes.

- That´s nice.

- Nice?

- Yes, nice.

- How can it be nice?

- Isn´t it?

- Noo, i can´t be gay! I´m a sexgod! Girls love me!

- Oh.. did you just mean it like that ok..

- What?

- Nothing..

- Remmy! Tell me!

- I just ... i´m gay too and well i kind of tought that you didn´t want to be gay cause you didn´t like me or something..

- You like me?

- Er.. yes..

- Since when?

- Since .. first year..

- FIRST YEAR?

- Yes..

- That´s like 6 years ago! You liked me for six years without telling me?

- Sorry, i just didn´t think that somebody like me could be the one for you.

- The one for me? Of course you are!

- I am?

- YES! You are and have always been!

- But didn´t you just say that you found out today?

- Well... ehm.. i kind of did but i always loved you, i just didn´t know how..

- Love me?

- Eh... yeah! I ehm... love.. you.. Remmy!

- Love you too!

- You do?

- Yeah! I love you padfoot!

- Haha, well come on then!

- Where are we going?

- To the dormitory of course!

- And what are we going to do there?

- What do you think?

- I don´t know.

- Snuggle of course!

- Eh... ok... aren´t you going a bit fast here?

- No.

- Ok.. well let´s go then.

- Really?

- Yes as soon as we have been dating for atleast a day and a half and you still love me.

- Remmy!

- Yes?

- Argghhh!

- No need to act so mad Paddy!

- He .. he .. he.. very funny .. well now i´m gonna take you upstairs even if you don´t want me too!

- I dare you!

- Fool! Never dare Sirius Black! I always get what i want..

- Ok.. then there is no need for me to fight.. you are too strong anyways!

- Yes.. hehe.. now Remmy we are going upstairs and we are going to snog.. so wouldn´t it be for the best too kick the eavsdroppers out of here?

- There are eavsdroppers?

- Yes they can see what we are saying to eachother right now!

- How?

- Well someone is writing what we say and then the eavsdroppers read it!

- Someone is writing a story about one of our talks?

- Yepp...

- And who with a brain would want to read that?

- Well.. they would! I´m pretty sure they have a brain!

- Oh.. fine.. well bye eavsdroppers! Have a nice day!

- And don´t forget to review!

- Sirius!

- What if they spend the time reading this shit they can just as well review it!

- Actually! You are right! Reveiw, please! We need to know what you guys think about what we are talking about.

- Bye!