Disclaimer: I DO NOT own these characters. However cool that may be they all

belong to J.K. Rowling not me.

Chapter One

Harry was waiting for Ron and Hermione in the leaky cauldron. There were supposed

to have met him there over 20 minutes ago. Harry had no doubt where they were. No doubt they would appear with ruffled clothes. Harry sighed. Ever since they had got together they had seemed to forget that Harry even existed. " Been ditched by the Mudblood and the Weasel Potter?" Harry didn't even need to turn around to guess who was behind him. "Bog off Malfoy. It's none of your business." Harry scowled. "No need to be rude Potter I was just going to offer my company."

"And why exactly would I want your company?"

"I don't know, my intelligence and wit perhaps?" Malfoy smirked.

"Yeah, intelligence and wit, fat chance!" Harry shot back.

"Fine then Potter I'll leave but you know you'll miss me." Malfoy turned away and Harry couldn't help but snort. There was something to tell Ron and Hermione, if they ever stopped shagging.

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