It was another regular (as regular as it gets there) Saturday in South Park

And once again Cartman was upset because some new fancy gizmo came out and he wanted it.

And of course when Cartman dosen't immediatly get what he wants, he becomes the worlds biggest prick

Yet that all changed when Butters told Cartman that a store in downtown South Park had the thing he desired.

Cartman would usally try getting their by sweet taking his mom. Yet she wasn't going to fal for Cartmans tricks this tme.

"Damn it!" Cartman said being denined. So with that Cartman, being the massive a-hole he was, decied to use his big wheel tricycle and go down to the store later that night, break in, steal the object, and afterward blame it on Kyle, or Butters. Probably more Kyle.

So Cartman was off, a boy with a big wheel on a mission. Now on this particular night is was snowing, and the road was slippery. Also a drucken trucker was on the road.

Guess what happened next? Yes the truckers wheels slipped on the ice, and slid right to where Cartman was. The speed of the truck combined wth its massive weight was enough to crush little Cartman and kill him instantly.

Yet once Cartman died the snow stopped and the stars came out. It was as if with Cartman gone. all of South Park became paradce. Butters stopped getting grounded even.


Meanwhile

"Whoa," Cartman said waking up "Where am I?"

"Welcome to hell," the devil said

"Hell?" Cartman said "I'm not a jew! Why am I in hell?"

"Where do I begin?" the devil said pulling out a list so long, it could wrap around Juptier three times.

After what felt like an enternity of reading, the devil was done with theist

"Is that all?" Cartman said when he was done. Then tried to weet talk the devi into sending him back to life.

"Kid, I'm the master of manipulation. You can't trick me. NOW PREPAIR FOR YOUR ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT!"

Just then the devil sent Cartman to his greatest nightmare. An entire army of Kyles telling Cartman he was fat

And so Cartman rotted in hell for all eternity (cause we all know he'll rot in hell in the end)

The end