Just a quick drabble for you!^.^
I might make a story labelled 'Drabbles' and put all my one shots in there… Ideas!
Anyway, enjoy!:D
1. This will be a list of rules for the flat because the last flat we had sort of turned into hell…
2. It really wasn't that bad.
3. Yes it was!
4. It was just your room!
5. Try telling that to the cupboard full of YOUR things that never got sorted.
6. I can't, we have just moved Dan…
7. Urgh, let's stop with the chatting and get on with the list already! It's already on number 7 as it is!
8. Fiiinnneee.
9. Phil is NOT allowed to leave all the cupboard doors open after breakfast as this is the third time that Dan has tripped over one when he is half awake in the morning.
10. It was 2 pm.
11. Again! These are rules, not instant messages! And you're sitting right next to me! Just reply verbally!
12. Practise what you preach!
13. Urgh.
14. Dan is not allowed to commentate through an entire film. I know the clown's there; you don't need to repeatedly slap my arm screaming it!
15. I am very enthusiastic when it comes to films!
16. Right, well could you get off my lap and STOP SCREAMING!
17. I will stop as soon as you stop asking questions throughout it! I've only seen as much of the film as you have!
18. Dan is not allowed to loudly slurp his drink during x factor.
19. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO SING BEFORE THEY GO ON A SINGING COMPETITION!
20. Like you could do any better.
21. I could!
22. I'll believe that when I see it.
23. …
24. Phil must lock his door at night; this is the last time I am waking up to find you sleeping in a ball at the end of my bed!
25. Lock your own door! I want to go on night adventures!
26. Well go on night adventures that don't involve my bed!
27. I will go wherever the wind takes me!
28. Can it take you outside? I'm trying to film a video and all I can hear is you laughing! What's so funny!
29. Your baby photos! Why do you even have these?
30. …
31. HAHAHA
32. …
33. HaHaHa
34. …
35. Oh look! You in the bathtub!
36. IF THEY MAGICALLY APPEAR ON THE INTERNET I SWEAR TO GOD YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN!
37. Urm Dan?
38. WHAT!
39. Re-read that last threat…
40. Holy shit! You are not supposed to be thinking things like that Phil!
41. What can I say? I've learned from the best.
42. Fuck you.
43. Not the smartest thing you could have said in a situation like this Dan…
44. Would you stop making it sound like we're fucking?!
45. I'm not!
46. You are! What if somebody finds this?!
47. Urm guys, I don't want to be rude or anything, but you should really stop talking about your sex life over a piece of paper that Chris and I are quite capable of reading…
48. PJ!
49. PJ!
50. Oh fuck! Are Dan and Phil bumming behind our backs?!
51. CHRIS!
52. CHRIS!
53. What? I'm just asking!
54. Judging by this you two do sound like an old married couple…
55. …
56. ...
57. …
58. …
59. …
60. Urm… Dan?
61. Get them out of this flat before I shit a brick and toss it at them.
62. Looks like we hit the target right on the mark! Let's get out of here Peej…
63. I believe our work is done, SEEYAA!
64. They were joking…
65. No they weren't…
66. How d'you know?
67. Because we do sound like an old married couple on here…
68. So?
69. LOL 69!
70. Okay, back to reality now.
71. Name some things that couples do.
72. Why?
73. Just do it!
74. Dan, are you oka-
75. DO IT!
76. Okay fine, no need to yell!
77. They give each other pet names…
78. They cuddle…
79. They cook dinner for each other…
80. They go out and do things together…
81. What is all this about Dan?
82. Okay My Precious Snowflake, I feel like sitting on your lap again while watching another film… But wait, I need to cook that stir fry we were going to have! Oh and let's not forget we have a load more things we need to do like the radio show and let's not forget all the things we have done like go to Jamaica together and go out on countless adventures which lead to nothing but too many inside jokes… Getting to hint yet?
83. Phil?
84. PHIL?
85. What..?
86. Are you okay? You sort of ran out of the room and haven't come out again for 5 hours now… The only reason I'm talking to you is because of this fucking piece of paper being able to slide under the door!
87. Why?
88. Why what?
89. Why did you do that?
90. I'm sorry okay; it was a rush of adrenaline!
91. But…
92. Looks like you enjoyed it ;)
93. Shut up!
94. Haha, Phil enjoyed kissing Dan!
95. DON'T WRITE THAT ON HERE!
96. Oh calm your tits, so what are we now to each other?
97. I'm guessing boyfriends? My and Peej are totally cool with it btw! We always knew it would happen eventually ;) Plus Dan… What the fuck is precious snowflake?
98. CHRIS!
99. CHRIS!
100. We really shouldn't have stolen the list…
101. It was their fault for just leaving it for the taking!
102. I still feel sort of bad…
103. Why? We'll give it back.
104. When?
105. When we next see them, calm down about it, you're like hyperventilating!
106. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO KISS ME BECAUSE OF IT!
107. Well I figured Dan got with Phil… So why not us?:)
108. We are never giving this back to them.
109. This is the most awkward piece of paper in existence.
110. No kidding… Remember when this started out as a list of rules for the flat?
111. Let's be honest here Phil, it was never really going to be a load of rules…
112. Knowing us it probably would have ended up being a plan for world domination or something equally as weird…
113. Obviously, you just fell asleep leaning on my chest, you do not understand the overwhelming adorableness that is currently filling this room!
114. You sound like a Phangirl…
115. I was all hyped up from coffee! Shut up and go to sleep! It's like 3 in the morning!
116. Like that's ever stopped you before!
117. Me, yes. You, no. Now go to bed you just yawned like 5 times in a row, you're obviously tired!
118. I never realised your mouth was so big!
119. That sounded so inevitably wrong I feel like I should cross it out!
120. Don't! It will make to paper look messy!
121. Fiiinnneee! Night Philly!
122. Night Dan, I love you. X
123. I love you too. X
124. Now, now this is the most awkward piece of paper in existence.
125. This paper probably didn't even want to be awkward! It probably wanted to be used for a shopping list or a child's drawing but alas, it was not meant to be. For on that fateful Tuesday when Dan picked up that pad of paper and wrote the number one this paper knew it was destined for a life of misery and awkwardness. Don't worry paper; you will get the break you deserve… One day.
126. Trust you to make a fanfiction about a piece of paper.
127. GUYS!
