************Stardust and the Neverending Story**************
I cam out of my domitory and went downtairs with Harry.
"Hey Stardust..." Harry sed, "I have a bok to show you!"
We went bak upstairs and he showed me the book.
It had agoffick front cover and looked extremly dark. (AN - if ur dont no wat a goff is, u must be some kind of prep! get out of here NOW!)
"Wanna open it?" Harry asked, and as we oepend it a black light shot out at us, and sudenly we were zapped inside the book.
I loooked around. It was some strang place. Harry was sitting up, next to me.
"What is this...?" asked Harry.
Suddenly, a child cam up to us!
"My name is Emperess MoonChild!" she sad, and she walked up to us, "You are very impotent in our universe you have been brot to bring the balance together."
She was such a prep! (EW PEPRS)!
"EW YOU PREP!" I shoutde and pushed her down in the mud.
"Oh no!" she yelled, "I got mud all over my good goochi handbag!"
She jumped up, triying to wipe the mud off, but only it made the mud cover her more.
I laughed loudly, and I pushes her in themud again. Stupid prep!
Harry laughed too, and suddenly we started to screw on the grass.
He shoved his privet parts up my you-no-wat and we did it. (And if u dont know what it is, you shouldnt be reading this, so leaf please!)
The Emperess stod up and saw she counldnt get the mud off herself, so she commited genocide.
We laughed, but then, in the distances, we saw..... PREPS!
(AN - so wut do u think so far guys, ur comments really make help a lot! =)
