Disclaimer. I don't own DBZ or Sailor Moon.

AN: This is something I thought of while reading humors. I switched names from Trunks Wannabe so if this looks familiar know you know why

Vegeta was sitting on the couch eating chips and drinking soda. Vegeta really let himself go.
He couldn't train anymore so what could he do. He looked to the clock and saw the time.
"oh Crap my show is on" he immediately turned to Cartoon Network as Sailor moon came on. He looked on as the show's begging credits ended.
"salior moon will return in a minute" some voice said from the t.v.
"Damn commercials I should blast them all" Vegeta yelled.
Sailor moon came back on as Vegeta watched without blinking.
Darien looked to Serena and said "We need to talk Serena"
Serena looked to Darien and asked "what is it Darien?"
Darien said "Serena I don't think we should see eachother anymore"
"WHAT IN THE 9 HELLS????" Vegeta shouted. Trunks looked to Vegeta and shook his head.
"so sad" Trunks said leaving his father.
Vegeta stood up knocking the chips that were on his stomache to the floor.
"Are you insane man? You have a kid together. I trusted you. How could you do this to me?"
Vegeta went nuts and blew up the couch.
Darien yelled to Serena "I never want to see you again"
Vegeta got pissed and blew up the t.v. "That's it I will make you get back together"
Vegeta turned SSJ and flew out of the house putting a hole in the roof.
He flew to Dariens house. Actually he flew to the guy who played Darien on T.V's house.
He busted the door open and shouted "If you don't want to die you will get back together with Serena"
The man screamed and started to run. Vegeta grabbed him and flew off to actress who played Serena's house.
He busted in and Yelled to her "woman here is your man now get back togther."
Serena screamed and ran. Vegeta caught her and moved to infront of 'Darien' now get back togther.
Fearing for their lives they played along.
"good" Vegeta stated and turned around where several cops pointed their guns to Vegeta.
Vegeta laughed and was about to shot a ki blast at them but he was to slow and was hit in the head by a vase and was knocked out.

The phone rang and Trunks picked it up. "Hello?" he asked
After nodding a couple of times he said "I understand" "Mom Serena and Darien broke up again"
"I'll get the bail money" she stated in anger