The Lightning Thief:

Director: Action!

Percy: But Zeus has never been to Olympus! I'm crazy!

Chiron:Um…Percy,it's the other way around…

Annabeth:At least he admitted it…

Percy:HEY!

Annabeth:He's the the must be.

Percy:*Wiggles his eyebrows suggestively* Oh, yes. I must really be the one.

Percy:Who said anything about dreams?

Ares: *sings* I dream a dream...* Sings in rock version*

Percy: Dude...just don't...

Zeus: You still clam him then?

Poseidon:*sings* La,la,la,la,la,la,laaaaalallalallallallalla!

Zeus: *sigh*

*Percy falls from The Arch*

Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

CRUNCH!

Percy:Ow...