The Lightning Thief:
Director: Action!
Percy: But Zeus has never been to Olympus! I'm crazy!
Chiron:Um…Percy,it's the other way around…
Annabeth:At least he admitted it…
Percy:HEY!
Annabeth:He's the the must be.
Percy:*Wiggles his eyebrows suggestively* Oh, yes. I must really be the one.
Percy:Who said anything about dreams?
Ares: *sings* I dream a dream...* Sings in rock version*
Percy: Dude...just don't...
Zeus: You still clam him then?
Poseidon:*sings* La,la,la,la,la,la,laaaaalallalallallallalla!
Zeus: *sigh*
*Percy falls from The Arch*
Percy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
CRUNCH!
Percy:Ow...
