South Park: Cartman Claus

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park. By the way I know at the time of writing it may still be a month to go until Christmas, but this was such a good idea I couldn't wait until someone coincidentally used it. This takes place right after my other story, The Revenge of Bebe.

Chapter 1: The Hair Growth Formula

It was nearly the end of the school day at South Park Elementary. It had been at least a month since the events of the big fight, the attempted burning at the stake and the rock concert all in one. Some maintenance guys were trying to fish a dead cat out of the water tank. The water tank had pipes leading to all the drinking fountains and bathroom sinks in South Park Elementary. The maintenance guys managed to fish the dead cat out, but just then one maintenance guy noticed the other maintenance guy's beard.

"How did you grow that thing so fast?" asked Maintenance Guy One.

"I just used Super Hair Growth Formula," explained Maintenance Guy Two. "One splash and you'll get a beard the next day. Look, I'll show you."

But when he pulled the bottle of Super Hair Growth Formula out of his pocket, he accidentally somehow dropped it in the water tank.

"Ah, CRAP!" exclaimed Maintenance Guy Two. "NOW what's going to happen??!!"

Just then the bell rang, and the kids walked out of the school.

"Dude, extra maths is soooo boring," moaned Cartman. "I'm gonna go splash some water on my face, might help wake me up."

Cartman went into the bathroom and splashed some water on his face in the sink, which was of course connected to the water tank the hair growth formula had been dropped in. He then ran back outside to meet the boys and walk home.

BIG MISTAKE, CARTMAN!!!! Chapter 2 coming soon. Imagine his face when he gets up and looks in the mirror the next morning!