This is sort of a prologue to a multi-chapter school AU. But it does work on it's own. It's just a piece of fun. With some of my favourite pairings an a bit of my head canon about their powers. I like the idea that they can't die. If anyone has seen Doctor Who then think Captain Jack. If you have not seen it go on YouTube. With Torchwood the gayness is canon!


"I am sick of this place." Lovino shouted. "It's fucking riddled with humans and we have to pretend to be normal losers. "

The bad friends and Lovino were sitting on the roof of the bike shed eating their lunch. They had been placed at this human school in Italy for just over a month now and had become sick of it. All these placements to keep the busy and out of trouble.

"Well I think we should just get thrown out." Proposed Antonio. "What do you think Roddy?" Roderick was climbing up onto the roof, hopping up using a bin as a leg up.

"I think it's a wonderful plan. I find this a waste of time anyway. I hate speaking Italian. I miss vinenna" the Austrian said as he clambered up.

The Gilbert had an awesome idea "Why don't we make a game of it? Winner gets the most favourable trade deals from the losers!"

It was decided. They would all take it in turns to stage a scene to get expelled from the school out. It was a Catholic school so the bad touch trio decided to gay their way out. While Austria said he would not take part in any vulgar display he agreed to work with Switzerland. Spain insisted that he would work with Romano but no one complained. Trying to get with that particular Italian was suicidal. Prussia argued that it would be wrong for France to work with Canada so he was stuck with England. Not that either of them minded. The complaining was just out of habit. Operation cluster-gay-bomb was go!