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THE MYSTERIOUS NINJA: part 1
Setting: approximately 1 month after the fight between Kisame and killer bee
A Ninja (ranging 19-20 years) walked out of a cave and breathed in the crisp, misty morning air. He took a brief look around and walked in the cave. Inside it lie the basic necessities of life, bed, table, bathroom, stove, etc. He took out a pair of black finger-less leather gloves with a metal pate on the back bearing a marked-out mist symbol from a box and put them on. Then he grabbed his kunai pouch and katana, and then he took a look in the mirror. He had pale blue skin, dark messy blue hair, he wore a black over coat and he stood about 6ft tall.
He walked outside a preformed a hand sign clearing the mist then he was on his way. He walked to the center of the river and sat down on a rock. Three bounty hunter ninjas jumped in front of him. "We've finally got you Kagesame; you've got quite a bounty on your head" the first one said (apparently the leader). "Yep 1000 big ones!" said the second. The third one just grinned (an idiot most likely). "*sigh* Well boys how 'bout this, you surrender your swords and leave, or you surrender you lives. Your choice." Kagesame said. "How 'bout neither." The leader said signaling the other two to attack.
The two jumped at Kagesame. Kagesame drew his sword in the blink of an eye and sliced one across the chest causing him to fall in the river and drift away. The other bolted toward him and yelled. "You bastrad!" Kagesame took the dead ones sword and stabbed the other one in the leg making him scream in pain. He lost his concentration and sank in the water. "Humph now it's my turn." The bounty leader said. "Now to test my custom jutsu, lightning-style, lightning claw!" he raised his sword in an instant the sword was covered in electricity.
They fought back and forth swords lashing at each other, but Kagesame was at a disadvantage, being a water ninja it was hard to get close to his opponent. Kagesame dashed to the bounty leader and prepared to strike. But he was stabbed and electrocuted. "HAH, you've lost." Kagesame exploded into water disorienting his opponent. "What the- a water clone? Bu... But how?" "Water-style, water prison jutsu!" "WHA-BLBL!" "You under estimated me, too bad you chose not to surrender." Kagesame said. He raised his free hand a preformed a seal. "Water-style, killer shark." At that moment a shark formed in the water prison and ate the bounty hunter alive.
Kagesame traveled on until he met at the leaf village. Seeing it to be late he decided to stop for the night. He walked in, waved to the guards and headed for a meal. He ended up at Ichiraku's ramen shop, where he ordered the "finest Ramen yet"… or at least that's what the chief said. Honestly it really was the best he had. About half way through a blond headed boy 16 maybe 17 jumped in the seat next to Kagesame. "Teuchi set me up some ramen!" the boy said. "Oh well if it isn't my best customer, Naruto." Teuchi said setting a bowl of ramen in front of him.
"Ah I haven't had one of these in a while." Naruto exclaimed. "A while? You had three just yesterday." Teuchi laughed. "Oh." Naruto said slurping down his food. Kagesame tried to ignore him and eat his food in peace, but well… that didn't work out. Naruto ordered another bowl and looked toward Kagesame. "Hmm you look very familiar, have I seen you before?" Naruto asked. "No." Kagesame answered. "Oh with that blue skin and hair of yours, you look like that Kisame guy, I think he was a missing ninja of the mist. You from the mist?" Kagesame covered the mist symbol on the back of his gloves. He stood up, paid the bill and left for a hotel. "Hmm. OMG my ramen's getting cold!"
Kagesame left early the next morning stopping only for the night for the next two days. Once he reached the ocean he stopped. "Tomorrow, you better be ready" he said with a smirk –
Exiting an't it? This is an intermission so if you're really like it then I want you to stop NOW and go to the bathroom, get a snack, stretch your legs – I don't care because it's a while till the end and I don't want you to read the whole thing and get up and complain that your legs hurt cause you been sittin there a while, or somthin like dat… Yes I want you to see the end, and no I'm not gittin in your business, just… it's an intermission don't gripe at me… Well look at the time the intermission's almost over. Hmm. Oh well you can read or press pause, wait there's not a pause button!... And now back to the show I guess.
Set up camp and went in to deep thought. So now the great monster of the mist is dead and his sword, samehada, taken. So what – his thought was broken by a rustling noise. He drew his sword a rouge ninja jumped out of bushes and almost had a heart attack. "Whow, whow please stop I didn't do nothing." The rouge said shaking. Kagesame rolled his eyes and withdrew his sword. "What are you doing." Kagesame asked. "I… I don't know." Great another idiot. "Y… your Kagesame!" "What of it?" "You're a missing ninja of the mist, rank S at that. You name means Shadow Shark!" "You've been doing your home work" "I've trained and trained even against my own village, for one day I would fight you."
The rouge said pulling out his kunai and dashed at Kagesame. Kagesame slid his foot across the ground in front of him, and then a huge wave flew out from the ground where he had slid his foot and hit the rouge killing him but he didn't drowned. "No one can withstand the crushing pressure of that wave." Kagesame said as he went to sharpen his katana.
Early the next morning he got a boat and sailed out into the sea. Two hours later he reached an island nice, lush, and green. "Man I got to get me one of these." Kagesame said. He reached the island and he trekked to the center of the island. Once there in a cleared out area, killer bee sat on a log writing in his little book of raps on the ground. For some reason Kagesame got really mad. "Hay! You're killer bee right?" Kagesame hissed drawing his katana. Killer bee turned and saw Kagesame, a deadly expression his face. "Give… me… back… MY BROTHERS SWORED!" Kagesame yelled running at killer bee.
Killer bee took out one of his other swords and blocked his attack. Bee pulled out his other sword to attack Kagesame. He jumped back started a hand sign to his custom jutsu, water-style, 3 headed water dragon. Water flooded the area and formed 3 huge dragon heads. One ate bee and started to swallow. "Once you reach the bottom you'll be crushed due to the pressure, that is, if you don't drown first." Kagesame said with an evil grin.
A purplely colored chakra formed around killer bee allowing him to explode the dragon from the inside. "Impossible!" "You're good at tactics and editing Justus, but, it will not work on a Jinchuuriki that has befriended his demon." Killer bee said. In an instant he was in front of Kagesame, he spread his arm out and crushed his chest. Kagesame flew into a bolder, breaking his back before bursting into water. "You're good, Kagesame Hoshigaki." Bee said.
"I'm just getting started." Kagesame taunted. Bee turned around, there, stood Kagesame, "hidden-technique, black mist," "Now I'll show you why my name is shadow shark." Kagesame knelt down on his finger tips and toes, slowly, black shadowy mist drifted off of him as he started to turn a shadowy color until he was completely black only his white eyes showed. He let out a low, deep, menacing growl as he backed up in to the blackened mist out of site.
Killer bee looked around and saw nothing, and then the shadowy creature, known as Kagesame, pounced on bee clawing and punching at him. Bee threw him off and raised his sword. Kagesame took out his katana. They both lunged at each other locking swords. "You're stronger than I thought, apparently that form's not for show." Bee said. "Surrender you swords, or surrender you life." Kagesame said in a watery voice. Bee tossed Kagesame to the side and transformed in to the 8 tails. "NO YOU SURRENDER!" bee said. "You do not scare me!" Kagesame spat out.
"Water-style, black water shark." Kagesame jumped in the air and was covered in water in the form of a shark and landed on bee and started to bite him. Bee then grabbed him and slammed him to the ground. A giant water shark head came out of the ground. Bee and Kagesame fought back and forth, until… "ENOUGH OF THIS." Bee grabbed Kagesame and crushed into a tree. Kagesame turned to normal but did not move, not even a finger. Bee then threw him as hard as he could out into the sea.
By midnight Kagesame's body was washed up on the shore opposite of the island. As he lie there, motionless, a man in a black cloak with red clouds walked over. The man jabbed the body in the side with his foot, but he did not move. Kagesame started to cough and gasp for air. "You're awake?" the man said Kagesame looked up and saw the man, but he hid his face with an orange mask. He jumped up a reached for his blade. "No need for that, Kagesame Hoshigaki." The man said. Kagesame lowered his hand. "Is it you Madara?" Kagesame asked. The man nodded. Kagesame almost broke into tears. "It's been a while my friend. I suppose you've heard that-" "Yes, I know that brothers dead." Kagesame said looking at his feet. "Let us go, to the Akatsuki base…"
To be continued…
So how'd you like it? Tell me in a review please. To tell you the truth I figured I'd take a rest on the humor stories and write something more… more… serious, as one would say. Thus Kagesame Hoshigaki, the rank S missing ninja of the mist was born. Yes, it did say part 1, but it an't one of those part 1, part 2 things I've made previously I'll build on it more and more so there'll be like 4, 5 chapters until I figure out how to end it. Oh tell me what you thought of Kagesame and his shadow shark form, and about his edited Justus. Well tune in next time, bye-me!
Ps. the first one to tell me what bye-me is off of, wins something. (Like a made up person you thought of that joins the Akatsuki, or Naruto, in my next story. Or maybe something else of your choice). You can also, in your review, ask me a question about me or an Akatsuki question and I'll answer it in the beginning of my next story. Please do so I think it'll be fun and as you know I hate just saying the disclaimer and starting the story, my ADD 'n ADHD mind can't take it so see ya.
