"I'm Too Sexy"
By Right Said Fred, track #?? from his album "Up" (man he even got a CD O.o)... anyways, it's very important to have the song 'cause it helps a lot to create the mood of the fic, so if you have never heard the song (which I doubt 'cause this song is a classic ^^;;) at least try to download it 'kay, 'kay??
All the Suzaku and Seiryuu Seishi, Miaka, Yui, Keisuke and Tetsuya are at Yuuki's apartment enjoying a nice, peaceful and quiet social meeting (aka: Karaoke Evening ^^;;).
Nuriko proudly descends from the stage after singing 'Otome Ranman' (and causing a nervous crisis to half of the listeners ^^;;) --Ever watched the OVA Bus Trip XD??
Nuriko: No applauses, no applauses please, I know I'm magnificent.
Everyone: -_-U
Yui: So who's next?
Everyone: *looks around expecting someone to offer to go next*
Nuriko: Well if no one wants to, I've still got some songs to...
Tasuki: *tackles Nuriko* DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
Miaka: *munch munch* *chomp chomp* --Packin' up everything eatable of her own house ^^;;
Soi: Hey, why don't you give us a bit of THTC! XD
Tamahome, Tasuki and Chichiri: *psycho glare*
Soi: *hugs Nakago* Nakago-sama protect me !!
Nakago: . . .
Chiriko: And speaking of THTC, where's his Highness?
Chichiri: That's right na no da! Where's Hotohori-sama?
*the lights turn out*
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my
love,
love's going to leave me...
Tomo: That voice...
Miboshi: Don't say it -_-...
*disco lights and all that stuff*
Hotohori: *on the stage with his regular outfit (including the hat!! XD) and dancing in a very... ermm... sexy way ^^;;*
Nuriko: Heika O_o!!
The rest: O_o O.O O.o O_O @_@ -_-U -.-;; etc, etc.
Miaka: *munch munch* *chomp chomp*
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my
shirt,
so sexy it hurts *starts stripping*
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan *finishes with the
stripping, he's wearing a semi-open black shirt and black leather pants, and of
course, he's still dancing ^_~*
Tasuki: I'm starting to feel sick -_-...
Chichiri: *nods* Hai no da.
Miaka: *munch munch* *chomp chomp*
Mitsukake: *covers Chiriko's eyes* You'd better not see that.
Chiriko: Doushita no Mitsukake-san?
Nuriko: HOTOHORI-SAMAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Tamahome: *sweatdrops* Nuriko, I thought you were over that...
Yui: Well it's said that "where there's been fire , there are still the ashes" ^_~...
Tamahome: Er O.o...
Tetsuya and Miaka: YUI-CHAN _!!!!
Yui: Gomen, gomen, it was just a joke ^^;;!!
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy
for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah,
I do my little turn on the catwalk *takes off his shirt*
Suboshi: *hugging Amiboshi and crying the hell out of himself* This is not fair brother!! Not fair!! If Yui-sama was never going to love me she could have told it !!
Amiboshi: *sweatdrops* There otouto, calm down ^^;;, there are still plenty of women in the world.
Miaka: *munch munch* *chomp chomp*
Nuriko: *drooooooooooooooooooooooooools*
Mitsukake: *covering Chiriko's and Miboshi's eyes*
Chiriko: Why can't I Watch Mitsukake-san?
Miboshi: Hey!! I'm not a kid!!
I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my
car,
too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat,
what'd you think about that? *he takes off his hat letting his long silky hair
loose*
Nuriko: OO
Chichiri: Oi Nuriko, you're nose-bleeding no da ^^;;
Miaka: Hotohori ^o^!!
Tamahome: Miaka _!!
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah,
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
Tasuki: *digging in the food Miaka left... if there's anything left anyways ^^U*
Ashitare: *howling*
Tomo: *kicks Ashitare* Shut the f*ck up already X(!!
Nuriko: Miaka!! You already have Tama-chan!!
Miaka: Eh? Oh that's right! Sorry ^^;;
Tamahome -_-;;
I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my,
too sexy for my...
I'm a model you know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk
yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk yeah,
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
Soi: You're much more sexier than him Nakago-sama
Nakago: -_-;;
Taiitsukun: But the girl's right XD!!
Nakago: Taiitsukun O_O!!
Soi: Stay away from him 'Sunakake Baba' _!!
Taiitsukun: Who you calling 'Sunakake Baba' X(?!
Nakago: *slips away while Taiitsukun and Soi kill each other ^^U*
Nyan Nyan: Miaka-chan ^__^!!
Miaka: Nani?
Nyan Nyan: *multiplies herself 20 000 times and glomps Miaka*
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my
cat,
poor pussy, poor pussy cat *holds
up Tama-chan (the kitty, not Tamahome ^^;;)*
Tama-neko: *tries to escape*
Mitsukake: Your Highness _!! *uncovers Chiriko's and Miboshi's eyes during his intend of rescuing Tama-neko*
Chiriko: O__O
Miboshi: O__O Cover my eyes!! Cover my eyes _!!
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my
love,
love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy and for this song
Everyone: *relief expressions*
Nuriko: *snapping 38 pictures/per second*
Hotohori: *bows* Doumo arigatou mina-san ^_^. Now I'd like to thank Tetsuya-san and Keisuke-san for helping me with the song, the clothing and all that.
Keisuke and Tetsuya: *hiding behind a couch*
Nuriko: Nani?! So you two...
Tetsuya: *quickly runs to stand behind Yui* No way!! I've got my Yui-chan!! It was all his idea!! *points Keisuke who's still behind the couch*
Keisuke: Hey!! And you're supposed to be my best friend!!
Nuriko: *throws away the couch* How dare you??!! Getting that close of MY Hotohori-sama... You're gonna pay!!!!
Kesiuke: But I... I don't... Waahhhh!! Help !!!!
Hotohori: Oh come on, there's no need to fight over me ^^;;
Owari ^^U??
Some notes:
Heika= Your Highness Otouto= Little brother Sunakake Baba= Sandthrowing Witch --Everybody calls Taiituskun that ^^U I don't own any of the FY characters, they're all © by Watase Yuu-sama, Flower Comics, Pioneer and all of those people, I'm not making money with this so don't sue me 'cause I'm poor and you wouldn't get anything =P!Ame aka VSG
