Maxwell's silver hammer
Chapter 1: can I take you out to the pictures
It was friday, and Joan was home, working with her science project. It was chemical stuff, and it was due to monday. She was about to pour some chemicals into a test tube, when her phone rang
The phone call:
Joan: hello, who is this.
Max: hey Jo, its max.
Joan: oh, hi max. How do you do?
Max: im good, how are you?
Joan: im good. Just working on my science project.
Max: yeah, im studying medicine.
Joan: cool. Why do you call?
Max: well, I was wondering if you wanted to go see a movie with me?
Joan: oh, I'd loved to. When?
Max: um, I was thinking, tonight.
Joan: that'll be great. Pick me up at seven.
End of call.
Joan was getting ready to go to the pictures with max. She had a hard time deciding what hair style she was going to have, what lipstick she was going to wear and what outfit she was going to use. She was just about to put her pants on, when the door bell rang. "Just a minute" she yelled. She zipped her pants, and ran to the door. She opened the door, and outside was max, just looking gorgeous. "Wow, Joan, you look amazing!" Max said. Joan smiled, and said, "thank you max, you look fantastic you too!" Max smiled, "shall we go then?" He said. Max and Joan walked out the door, and started walking. Before exiting the front porch, max looked surprised, pointed in a direction, and said, "Joan, what the hell is that?". Joan looked in the direction, and said, "what is it. I can't see anything?" Max grabbed her arm, and continued, "come on, let me show you." He went with her to where he had pointed, and said, "there. It was something there" Joan leaned over to get a closer look. While doing so, max pulled out a silver hammer from behind his back. Joan, unaware of him having a hammer, said, "no, I can't see anythi...", max slammed the hammer into her head. "Aaaaaahhhh, max, what are you doing!?" Max slammed the hammer yet another time in her head, "please, stop, max..." He slammed her for a third time, and she dropped unconscious. Max slammed her in the head, extra hard this time, and she was dead. Max kissed his hammer, and ran away from the crime scene.
