This was the third time today that the wind had blown his hat off. Master was sick of chasing it around. The red cap struck the surface of the lake a few yards away, and serenely remained afloat there. I chased it lazily, my tail flapping around behind me rhythmically. I investigated my surroundings carefully.

I was inside a brightly lit lake with many algae inhabiting it at the bottom. Rocks and boulders had collapsed from the mountain side and landed in key positions so that my chubby body couldn't fit through the gaps and explore further to my west. The water was very shallow for a few inches where Master sat, before the sand disappeared and there was a sheer drop of a meter or two.

The brethren were here too- five others, in total. They were ignorant beings. They realized not our true potential. It was for my best, though. Other lords would merely impair my ultimate power.

And the power was nearby. It was close. I could almost touch it. It had grown within me for years upon years but the time was nigh. I would become that which overshadows all, that which is revered for its absolute might. None would be able to stop me. Yes…the power…the control…I wanted it so severely. I needed it.

It was growing, expanding at a rate which I could not control. Twice, already, I had felt it lusting to explode and come out, but I had halted the process. The time was not right. But now- now was right. Everything would be brought to order by me. I would be the ultimate ruler.

What would become of the Master? I had given it little thought. He was nay an ignorant man, though; otherwise he would not have chosen me.

Indeed, it would take a genius to overlook my appearances and look further than such small details. Master knew my true power and my true intentions. Possibly, his death would be prolonged.

I wished death upon all humans, so that I could savor in their pain and misery- the pain and misery which had been brought onto me whenever my brethren or I were put to shame by them. The destruction of all human life was a priority on my schedule.

"Aah…" I exhaled wearily through my mouth.*It was here again. The time was now. The chaos and order started now. I was going to become a king, the lord of the universe. I would rise above Arceus himself.

The evolution. The beginning of the end. All shall face my wrath…my rage…rage. Anger boiled inside of me and fury coursed its way through my veins as I began lengthening in size. I reached out for the power and it grabbed me tightly. I roared and bellowed as-

"Magikarp," Master whispered to himself. "What are you doing? Lol."

"No, don't-" I started, but it was too late. I returned to my previous form. "GODDAMNIT, this is, like, the twentieth time you've pressed B."


*This is, assuming that Magikarp have to swim to the surface to breath, and don't have gills. Review if you liked it. Thank you :)