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This is a stupid X-Men Full House crossover... This is pointless and stupid and if you have no sense of humor or no imagination DO NOT READ!... But if you do check this out because I think it's freaking hilarious.
The Tanner family (which includes the Katsopolis's and Joey) decided to take a trip in a far faraway land called Westchester, New York. Which is the home city of everyone's favorite horny superheroes the X-Men. One day the Tanner family decides to go to a near by mall. It just so happens that in a weird coincidence that the X-Men were at the same mall at the exact same time...
Storm walked into the hair salon to get her hair cut because her younger sister was making her. She hated getting her haircut because she thought it was Oh So Sexy the way it was. But her little sister had to whine and complain and threaten to kill her 'Scottie Poo' if she didn't cut it. Storm sat into the chair with a pout and got ready for the haircut person cut her hair... Just then a couple who was arguing walked into the salon.
"JESSE YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR HAIRCUT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!" Becky yelled furiously at her husband.
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME," Jesse yelled.
"IF YOU DON'T THEN I'LL DIVORCE YOU!!!" Becky yelled as she picked up Alex.
"FINE GOODBYE REBECCA HELLO WORLD!!!!" Jesse screamed taking Nicky with him. Just then his eyes met with Storm. She jumped out of her chair and they immediately started making out right in the middle of the salon.
"Daddy get a room," Nicky said walking away towards the toy section.
"I need your name!" Storm said as Jesse took his shirt off.
"Jesse... Jesse Katsopolis!" Jesse said.
"I am Ororo... Or Storm Goddass of the weather," Storm said as it started to pour down rain.
"Have mercy," Jesse said as they both laid down on the floor still making out. Just then Scott and Blaze walked in and stood in shook.
"YES!!! I CAN FINALLY KILL THIS GOOD FOR NOTHING BROTHER-IN-LAW!!!" Blaze yelled running around like some psycho on crack.
"Storm how could you do this to me!!!" Scott screamed starting to cry.
"I'm sorry... But I love him," Storm said feeling sorry and walking over to Scott. "Now so... When do you want to file for divorce?" She asked cheerfully.
"How come every time I love someone they either... Fall in love with someone else... Die... Or turn evil and kill me!" Scott said still crying.
"Actually Scott... that was all one person. Jean remember... She fell in love with Logan... Then she died... Then she ever so sneakily resurrected and then she killed you... Then she died again... Then you fell in love with my sister... And now she fell in love with this loser," Blaze said finally out of breath from running and fell onto the floor unconscious and Lance comes and drags her out.
Fin... For now!
