So This Is Just For A Bit Of Fun (:

What would happen if Bella Had eaten at the Cullens.

Esme dished up the Italian food and it smelt so good. I sat at the end of the table and Edward sat next to me. Emmet sat at the other end of the table with Rosalie next to him, she had a revolted look on her face. Alice and Jasper sat on one side and Esme and Carlisle on the other.

"Well eat up." Esme said. I suddenly felt awkward.

"Come on Bella, come on." Emmet said and Rosalie hit him.

I took a bite.

"So does it take you all day to eat?" Emmet asked impatient.

"Emmet." Esme warned.

"What? I'm just worried that her food might grow mouldy before she finished." Alice giggled.

I took a huge bite and some fell out of my mouth. Emmet cracked up laughing.

"Shut up!" I said through the food.

"Bella don't talk with food in your mouth." Edward scolded.

"What are you her grandmother?" Emmet asked.

"Old enough to be."

"Hahaha Jasper made a good joke!! For once." Emmet boomed.

"Hey Jasper always makes good jokes!" Alice said sticking up for Jasper.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Like when?"

"Well there was the time when...um ... I cant remember but he does make good jokes."

"Oooh Alice at a loss of words!" Laughed Emmet.

"Your jealous!"

"Of what? I have muscles a sexy wife, I make good jokes and I have Fred. Why would I be jealous."

"Who's Fred?" I asked between a bite of food.

"OH NO!" Jasper said.

Next second Emmet was flying up the stairs.

"FRED? FRED?! WHERE ARE YOU BOY?"

"CHECK THE BATHROOM!" Said Carlisle laughing.

"OH THERE YOU ARE! COME TO DADDY. WHATS A MATTER BOY? WELL CHEER UP CAUSE I GOT SOME ONE FOR YOU TO MEET.

He then came down the stair holding something small and yellow. He stood in front of me. "Fred meet Bells, Bells meet Fred!" IT was a rubber duckie. "Well don't be rude! Say hello."

"Who?"

"You of course stupid."

"Um hello."

"Good now proceed to eat." He then pulled out a high chair and put the duck in it.

I took a normal size bite and ate it.

"Esme this taste really good. Thank you."

"Hey I cut the chicken." Emmet whined.

"Well then thank you too."

"No problem." He grinned.

I took another bite. Emmet picked up the duck and put it to his ear.

"Bella?"

"Yes Emmet."

"Fred would like to know if he could, um share his food with you."

"Fred is plastic." I said.

"UHH!! HOW COULD YOU?!HE HAS FEELINGS TOO!!! Don't worry Fred she's just jealous she doesn't have some one like you." All the Cullens where laughing except Emmet whom seemed deathly serious. I was taken aback. He stood over me. "Fred is part of this family too whether you like it or not! And he is important to me.!"

"Ok, I'm sorry Emmet."

"NO!!! SAY SORRY TO FRED!" He shoved Fred in my face.

"Ok. I'm sorry Fred!" he put Fred back to his ear.

"He said he will forgive you if you share." I nodded.

He put the duck on my plate and made a circle around the duck.

"You can't eat out of this circle cause it is his circle."

Emmet seemed to calm down and he smiled at Fred.

"You really have to watch what you say. Some people get offended. You wouldn't just go up to a fat guy and call him a pig. Its rude and people don't like it. So don't call a duck plastic!"

"Ok, Lesson learned."

"Good proceed to eating."

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