The Great Full Metal Alchamist Adventuuurr!

Hi! This is my first fanfic ever. So don't be to harsh on me ok!

Hi! It is me agan, do you think the fanfic has started cuz it hasent !!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahhahhah im just wanted to remind you that I don't own the show I am writing about I wish I did cuz I woud make Winry be my girl friend. Lolololoolollolololol1 eney ways on to the story That you clicked on with your mouse thing.

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Once upon a time, Edwurd was walkind down the streats and looking for the magic rock thing, with his big tin can brother. Suddenly, he saw this really cool guy talking to curnol horsy. And that macho guy.

"Who is he, said Edd and the Macho guy said, "Oh, thisis Neo. HE is awesome. He is helping us kill those evil people.

"But that's My job, Said edd and then the horse-fire man said theat "Neo is way cooler then you, and he isn't nearly as annoying or short. I am predjudiced against short people,btw.

Edd was very mad. He was so mad that his head expanded to ten times its usual size, like it always does whe he is mads.

"GRRRRRRRRrrRRR"

Then Neo said, "calm down, stupid, I am just cooler, you need to get over your inferiority complex.

And edd said ujihdfrdahfsagughgtiugftui I'm NEO AND I KILL PUPPIES!!!!!! (Srry, that wasn't me, It was my little brother, I'm just keeping it here to embaress him, lol.)

And then Edd and Neo beme bestest friends and All was confiscated at the airport because he was metal, and Gluttony lost 150 pounds on the subway diet, and they all lived happily every after, except for Lust because Greed sold her to a prostitution ring and she got STDs and died.

THE ENDDDDR!