A/N: Holy fricking flying frapnuts! MY FIRST STORY! IT'S GEMOOISH! okay here is your promised ZADR story!

One day Dib decided I'M GONNA GO FORCE MYSELF ON ZIM, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!

He skipped happily to Zim's house.

"OH MY GOD! NOT YOU, WASHING-MACHINE-FILE-CABINET-HAM-DEMON!" Zim's seatbelt buckler shreiked at Dib.

*the following sentence is written in GIR's POV*

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"GIR! Stop the basket cactus!" Zim yelled and pointed at his toaster.

"GIR, hurry! Before I get chickengeneratorllamajumped!"

Before GIR could OVERSERVILITY LIQUIFACTION, Dib jumped on top of Zim and shrieked, "NONIMPERIALNESS DEPUTYSHIP PEACOCK CHICKEN MONGOOSE TICKET WESTERN HEN BREAD ACCESS!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Then Dib shoved Zim into the BATHTUB OF DOOM so they could make out, but when Zim hit the water he erupted into flames. THE END.