"Roger would you tell me an L story?" asked Near.

Bum bum bum ba da dum,

An L walked up to a lemonade stand

and he said to Light who was running the stand,

Hey!

Bum Bum Bum

Got any cake?

The Light said

No, we just sell lemonade,

But it's fresh and it's all home made!

Can I get you a glass?

The L said,

I'll pass,

Then he waddled away

Waddle, waddle

'Till the very next day!

Bum bum bum ba da dum,

An L walked up to a lemonade stand

and he said to Light who was running the stand,

Hey!

Bum Bum Bum

Got any cake?

The Light said,

No, like I said yesterday,

We just sell Lemonade, okay?

Why not give it a try?

The L said

Goodbye!

Then he waddled away

Waddle waddle,

Then he waddled away

Waddle waddle,

Then he waddled away

Waddle waddle,

'Till the very next day!

Bum bum bum ba da dum,

When the L walked up to the lemonade stand

He said to Light who was running the stand,

Hey

Bum Bum Bum,

Got any cake?

The Light said,

Look this is getting old,

Lemonade's all we've ever sold,

Why not give it a go?

The L said

How about, 'No'

Then he waddled away

waddle waddle,

Then he waddled away

waddle waddle waddle

then he waddled away,

waddle waddle

'Till the very next day!

Bum bum bum ba da dum,

An L walked up to a lemonade stand

and he said to Light who was running the stand,

Hey!

Bum Bum Bum

Got any cake?

The Light said

That's it!

If you don't stay away L,

I'll kill you with a death note

And laugh about it,

So don't get too close!

Then the L said

Adios!

Then he waddled away

Waddle waddle,

Then he waddled away

Waddle waddle waddle

Then he waddled away,

Waddle waddle

'Till the very next day!

When the L walked up to the lemonade stand,

He said to Light who was running the stand,

Hey

Bum Bum Bum,

Got any glue?

What?

Got any glue?

No why would I- oh.

Then I've got one more question for you,

GOT ANY CAKE?

Bum bum bum, bum bum bum.

Then Light just stopped

then he started to smile,

he started to laugh,

he laughed for a while!

He said,

c'mon L,

Let's walk to the store,

I'll buy you some cake

so you won't have to ask anymore!

So they walked to the store

And Light bought some cake,

He gave a slice to the L

And he said,

Hmm no thanks!

But you know what sounds good?

It would make my day!

Do you think this store...

Do you think this store...

Do you think this store...

Can convict you for being Kira?

Then he waddled away

Waddle waddle!


"Roger?"

"Yes Near?"

"Tell me another L story!"