"Roger would you tell me an L story?" asked Near.
Bum bum bum ba da dum,
An L walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to Light who was running the stand,
Hey!
Bum Bum Bum
Got any cake?
The Light said
No, we just sell lemonade,
But it's fresh and it's all home made!
Can I get you a glass?
The L said,
I'll pass,
Then he waddled away
Waddle, waddle
'Till the very next day!
Bum bum bum ba da dum,
An L walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to Light who was running the stand,
Hey!
Bum Bum Bum
Got any cake?
The Light said,
No, like I said yesterday,
We just sell Lemonade, okay?
Why not give it a try?
The L said
Goodbye!
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle,
'Till the very next day!
Bum bum bum ba da dum,
When the L walked up to the lemonade stand
He said to Light who was running the stand,
Hey
Bum Bum Bum,
Got any cake?
The Light said,
Look this is getting old,
Lemonade's all we've ever sold,
Why not give it a go?
The L said
How about, 'No'
Then he waddled away
waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away
waddle waddle waddle
then he waddled away,
waddle waddle
'Till the very next day!
Bum bum bum ba da dum,
An L walked up to a lemonade stand
and he said to Light who was running the stand,
Hey!
Bum Bum Bum
Got any cake?
The Light said
That's it!
If you don't stay away L,
I'll kill you with a death note
And laugh about it,
So don't get too close!
Then the L said
Adios!
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle,
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away,
Waddle waddle
'Till the very next day!
When the L walked up to the lemonade stand,
He said to Light who was running the stand,
Hey
Bum Bum Bum,
Got any glue?
What?
Got any glue?
No why would I- oh.
Then I've got one more question for you,
GOT ANY CAKE?
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum.
Then Light just stopped
then he started to smile,
he started to laugh,
he laughed for a while!
He said,
c'mon L,
Let's walk to the store,
I'll buy you some cake
so you won't have to ask anymore!
So they walked to the store
And Light bought some cake,
He gave a slice to the L
And he said,
Hmm no thanks!
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day!
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Can convict you for being Kira?
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle!
"Roger?"
"Yes Near?"
"Tell me another L story!"
