Girls don't fart: Lily Luna and the Potter (Lupin) Boys
A/N: 'Kay so this started at a birthday party between me and a few friends Hannah and Tehia, and few others that was there. We were up late telling funny stories about families, anyway. One of the other girls told us that her Grandmother didn't say farting she said "did you just make a fluffy" and well my younger brother is convinced girls don't poop. So we decided to each make a little Fanfic about some Harry Potter girls that are constantly around immature behavior men and/or boys. Mine is about Lily Luna Potter and her brothers, no please remember this was purely humorous and was the creation six teenage girls up at three in the morning talking about pointless nonsense.
Lily's POV:
I walked into the living room one fine summer afternoon, and my brothers; yes I consider Teddy Lupin my brother, were the room having a bodily functions contest, which of them could burp or fart the loudest and the smelliest. Now being dainty little me, I didn't intend on participating, but when Mum makes chili, well….you get the point. I sat on my little perch reading my favorite book, Quidditch through the ages, minding my own business when I let one rip, and well it wasn't very dainty. James looked over at me with a weird glimmer in his eye, the one we only saw when Dad did something extremely just unDad. Our dad didn't do much in the area of awesome around us, only at work. Albus looked at me stunned that me, Little Lily could make such a grotesque noise. Teddy just stood there for a while unblinking then Dad walked in and looked at the boys' expressions toward me and he just laughed, very hard, he was doubled over he was laughing so hard. Teddy erupted in equal laughter and James cracked a sly smile and Albus maintained his stunned look.
"Dad?" Albus asked cautiously, "What's so funny?" Dad had tears in his eyes he was laughing so hard, when he finally stopped to answer Al's question, he merely looked very prideful toward me, "What's funny is, it took you three an hour and a half to do what it took Lils here to do in about two seconds." He chuckled. I blushed and smiled sheepishly to myself; Albus blinked and finally smiled realizing the hilarity of it. James smirked, "I always knew she was more like me than Albus." He said smugly, "I've raised you well Lily-kins" he walked over to me and patted me on the back. Teddy wiped the tears from his eyes and just smiled at me in that awesome big brother way of his. Albus being well, Albus gave me a look that told me he was thinking deeply. "Who knew Lily got fart like that?" he said turning to my dad and older two brothers. I tilted my head to the side and said simply, "Al, girls don't fart, we fluffy."
