Ah, I really don't know why I'm typing this lovely one-shot at 11 PM, when I should be getting a good night's sleep, but I digress! It just came into my mind while I was trying sleep XD Anyway, enjoy my lovely tale that kept me from sleeping .
~Man to Transvestite~
"It's finally nice to meet you Seiya-san" I gritted through my teeth, as I put my hand out.
He/she took it firmly, equally as stiff as me. "Likewise, Mamoru-san."
Look, I am quite thankful for this man/woman here. He helped my precious Usako when I wasn't here to. But, seriously, has anyone ever felt the constant threat that maybe the transvestite in front of you has the hots for your girlfriend?
No one? How surprising, But I digress, I could already see the sparks of hormones (alien or not) flying off.
Once again, I truly don't mind transvestites at all. I'm even friends with one! But when one tries to steal your girlfriend, it's on!
"So, Odango isn't here today." He/she said awkwardly, trying to start a conversation.
My fists slowly balled up. How dare he use my nickname for her!?
"No," I replied slowly. "She's out with Minako-san right now."
"Ah, how sad. I hoped to see her before I left again." The tone in his/her voice made me want to grind my heel on his/her fingers while watching him/her scream in agony.
Wait, that's violent. Usako told me to lay off the violence if I ever wanted to make friends....
Ah, hell! Who needs friends anyway!?
"So Seiya-san, what brings you here today?"
"Oh, nothing much. Just thought I stop by and say hi, while I was in the galaxy with my bro-er sisters."
Great, even he/she has trouble distinguishing his/her gender! Along with his/her brothers/sisters.
"Oh, thats good...." I mumbled awkwardly. I've only seen him/her once, and that's when he/she was leaving. I never planned him/her coming back.
"Well.... Seeing as they are gone for now..." He/she said quietly. "Please tell them I said hi and all.... And tell Odango...." He/she shook his head muttered a few words.
"Tell her....?" Now I was curious.... Damn, since when did I become the the stupid cat that dies in the end? (No offense, Luna, Artemis, and Diana.)
He/she shook his/her head before giving out a wary smile. "It's nothing, okay?"
I nodded my head dumbly, before turning to walk away.
"And by the way, Mamoru-san?"
I spun around on my heel to see Sailor Star fighter standing where Seiya was. She/he walked up close to me before whispering in my ear:
"Usagi-chan was right. You are pretty damn good looking." And then she/he flew off.
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Oh. My. God.
I just got hit on by a transvestite alien........
WHAT TH-?
"Mamo-chan?"
Still in my stupor, I felt Usako tug on my sleeve. "Mamo-chan?! What happened?"
But it didn't matter. I just got hit on by a transvestite alien! I though he/she whatever! Was caught on Usagi! WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH TODAY?!
"MAMO-CHAN?! EARTH TO MAMO-CHAN!" Usako screamed in my ear, while tugging viciously on my arm.
I whirled around and stared at her, arms filled with shopping bags and eyes widened with irritation. And then I gave her a kiss that left her breathless. Her crystal blue eyes widened in shock, before closing in pleasure.
By the end of the amazing kiss, I looked into her eyes, and grabbed her off and headed for the park.
"Mamo-chan?"
"Yes Usako?"
"What's wrong? You hate public affection! And you were so out of it!"
"It's nothing Usako,"
"Are you sure? Did you get hurt or something?"
I chuckled a bit, before closing my eyes and desperately trying to deny the events that have just occurred.
"Mamo-chan?"
"'snothingatall."
I sped through the sentence. Hey, ignorance was bliss, and let me tell you, I intend to utilize it for the fullest.
"Wait, what about a transvestite?" My adorable little Usako. I know she has survived many of the dark forces that often plague my planet, but I really don't think she's ready for this kind of knowledge. I swept her in for another kiss, before leading her into the rose garden section in the park.
"It's nothing to worry about Usako. Nothing at all."
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I'll bet my animal crackers that none of you we're expecting that! TAKE THAT MUNDANE STORIES! I OWN YOU!!!! *cough* Yup, admit it! It was so unexpected! For Seiya/Sailor Star Fighter, He/she never really gets to meet Mamoru at all...... But on the bright side, now you can all ponder over the face Mamoru had when Seiya/fighter told him he was hot XD And don't you dare flame me, for making Mamoru prejudiced! He specifically said he doesn't hate transvestites! He just hates Seiya :3
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