FILMMAKERS REDUX

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

Hello! Dean Pelton here! I'm here to give you all a sneak preview of my latest documentary:

The duali-DEAN of man or citadel?...the title writer was fired after presenting that...but we

had already bought the rights so...Anyway! On with the preview! With special commander Shepard crewman guest stars!

TAKE 1

To meet different people! Exclaimed Tali as she and garrus hugged

CUT! Shouted the dean, as he marched up to both of them glaring.

I am trying to rip a 500 year old dagger from the heart of this citadel...and you give me a hug...

You both sicken me. He then whispered into tali's ear. Him I understand, but you?

What did I do!?

YOU DIDN'T!

TAKE 2

To meet different people!

Cut! Again!

TAKE 5

To meet different people!

Cut! I need more!

TAKE 12

To meet different people!

Cut! Passion! People, is that so much to ask?

TAKE 27

To meet different people!

Your not even trying!

TAKE 34

To meet different people!

Your lips! People! Let them hear it from your lips!

TAKE 117

To meet different people!

You guys are the worst!

TAKE 227

To meet different people!

Well, I guess someone doesn't want lunch!

I hope your both happy! Hundreds of beautiful corn dogs are now going to go to waste!

TAKE 450

NO! idiots!

TAKE 780

MORONS!

TAKE 1239

hey guys! Jim belushi called! he wants his lack of talent back!

TAKE 4673

CUT!

TAKE 9231

CUT!

TAKE 13780

CUT!

TAKE 59682

Bathroom break!? HA! You should have thought of that before you decided to suck!

TAKE 100001

Okay, if you mess up this next take. So help I will segregate the citadel!

TAKE 178901

To meet different people...spoke an exhausted tali as she and garrus's bodies were forced by marionette strings to hug.

CUT! YOU CAN'T EVEN DO IT WHEN WE HELP YOU!?

TAKE 2456908

tali and garrus sobbed hysterically as their bodies were screaming with fatigue.

TAKE 73809241

Someone help her! Screamed garrus as he fought to keep tali from keeling over in exhaustion.

TAKE 384903125

To meet different people! Sobbed tali as both she and garrus rocked in the fetal potition.

TAKE 456789000123

STOP SAYING I'M DIFFERENT! Screamed garrus at tali.

Character side-bar: garrus and tali

Okay, I like to think I'm a smart person. But I have no idea what's going on here anymore. Moaned an exasperated tali.

The dean is slowly going insane and dragging you with him. explained abed the cameraman.

If you know this, then why aren't you doing something?! Groused an irritated garrus.

I'm trying- but I only have so many cameras.

Too exhausted to be anything, garrus and tali instinctively go to hug each other only to recoil in horror and disgust at the last second...

TO BE CONYINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot, maybe two-shot at most. That I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

P.S. could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on deviantart.

PLEASE REVIEW!...I get so lonely