The Adventures of squid and candy corn bear

Introduction

This wouldn't be an adventure without that one swallowed telephone poll. It was all Horn's fault. Pencil shaving, refrigerated tortilla, and jack o' lantern koala were witnesses of the incident in our little world of Debotchery. That one swallowed telephone poll caused madness in our means of physiological science. The meaning of life and the building blocks of society and the world itself are falling apart fathom by fathom, all because of Horn. Horn eventually fled the world in shame, just when the accusation in the rule of sandwich court was being decided. So I, being squid, went and got candy corn bear and we sought ourselves what is perhaps the most legendary journey in all of historypastdomness.

Chapter 1, Part 1

Candy Corn Bear knew a king who was a famous sports star on another planet, so we decided to check there first. How we traveled through space so swiftly? Easier than licking the center of a tootsie roll pop and actually keeping count. First we saw aliens, then we saw planets, past the infinite stars and the space whale sharks and we ended up back in Debotchery.

Chapter 1, Part 2

C. C. Bear and I eventually met up with torn book page and candle wick for a council meeting. Horn must have established an unknown warp that takes us right back to our world hence entering the atmosphere of any planet. He was long gone, and tracking him wouldn't be easy, but thankfully, he still was digesting the telephone poll, so we sent radar signals tracking some phone lines down. We found that he was with a group which called themselves the Voyagers (Vinny, open your Age-changing gift envisioning random stuff) and declared to find them and tell them to forfeit him at once. We emailed them and sent threats to there squad.

Chapter 1, Part 3

That's odd. There were a bunch of giraffes on unicycles juggling computer speakers. And movie theater popcorn being disputed by 2 aliens of its superiority to Kettle Corn (which I disagree with)- DAY 1 – WE SAA THU DRAA BRIGGISS CLOTHING DOWN AND WEE WUR LIK OH NO THE DRAA BRIGGISS ARE DRAWPPINH GSO WE'D HAD HAVE TO BRAWT IN AN ETTURNEE TO MESS UP THE JOODISHUL SYSTEM OF THE UNIDED SATES OF AMARICU. THE END.

Part 2 coming soon