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Deidara always hated to be home alone because when he was he thought that everyone else in Akatsuki had been killed and he was the next target. Itachi always had to calm him down and tell him they weren't dead yet. This time they went to the grocery store and decided to play a prank on Deidara.

"I hate going to the grocery store because Deidara thinks we're all dead when he doesn't know we're there," Itachi said.

"Hey why don't we play a prank on him," Kisame said slyly

"Yeah why don't we play a good prank on him," Sasori said

"Ok, ok we'll play a prank on him, but what should we do?" Itachi asked.

"Well he always thinks we have died when we leave him so why don't we pretend we're dead," Sasori said evilly.

"Yeah we'll put red paint on our beds and he'll think it's blood and we have all died," Itachi said happily

They quickly put red paint all over their beds and left Deidara all alone. When Deidara woke up it was about eight o clock. He went downstairs and found no one there. He went to see if anyone was watching TV, but there was no one there. He then went into Kisame's room and found blood all over Kisame's bed. He screamed and ran into Itachi's room where he saw blood on the bed too. He finally went into Sasori's room and found the same thing. He started to think they were playing a prank on him, but he discarded that idea because if they did he would have to tie them to a pole and let them sleep there.

"What should I do I'm the last one alive," Deidara thought.

"I know I'll do the things I always wanted to do" Deidara said happily.

Meanwhile in the grocery store Itachi had bought himself a lot of candy. Sasori had bought some flour, eggs, milk, and bacon. Kisame had bought himself some more Lego so he could make his dream of a Lego war. Then Kisame started to feel bad and wondered if they had done the right thing by playing a prank on Deidara. He pictured Deidara frightened and all alone.

It was quite the opposite back at Akatsuki. Deidara had been having the time of his life. He had found Itachi's hidden candy stores and had eaten all of them. He made a puppet show out of Sasori's puppets. He had gotten to play with Kisame's Shark sword. He had even gotten himself a dog and had named it Deidara Jr. When they all came back they expected to see Deidara panicking and running in circles. Instead they saw Akatsuki had been turned upside down.

"He was supposed to be scared and instead he was having the time of his life," Kisame said shocked.

"He got into my candy stores and ate every last bite," Itachi said sadly

"He made a puppet show out of my puppets," Sasori said shocked.

He was playing with my shark sword," Kisame said noticing the sword marks everywhere.

They all made kage bunshins and then transformed into Leaf, Sand, and Mist ninjas.

"Come out with your hands up or we will barge in," they said

Deidara cam out and saw ninjas everywhere and fell to the ground asking for mercy. In the end Sasori, Kisame, and Itachi couldn't take it anymore. They all transformed back to normal and fell down laughing. Deidara was shocked he thought they were dead and here they were alive and laughing. By the end Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori were miserable and tied to a pole. Then all of a sudden a German Shepard dog came in and started to lick them all.

"Deidara help we're getting licked by a killer dog," they shouted

Deidara came down and looked at the scene.

"That's not a killer dog it's my dog Deidara Jr. and he's just saying he likes you" Deidara said and left,

"That's it we never listen to Kisame again," Itachi said

The End