Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or any of the characters in it. And I don't own Venus the song either.

"Go Minako! Run! You can do it!" screamed Makoto, Ami, Rei and Usagi. There were four hurdles to go. "Come on. 4 more. 3... 2.... What the Fuck???" The last hurdle turned into a youma.

"Haha. I am Hurdlest. I want all your energy!" The runners, teachers and all the students in the stands screamed, except 5. They ran away from the crowd.

"You guys ready?" asked Usagi. "Yep," the other four replied.

"Mercury Crystal Power."

"Mars Crystal Power."

"Jupiter Crystal Power."

"Venus Crystal Power."

"Moon Eternal Make-up."

Hurdlest was slowly making his way through the teachers. "What the fuck is this hooker doing here?" screamed Haruna as the youma picked her up.

"Hey! Stop where you are."

Hurdlest dropped Haruna. The crowd turned to see the Sailor Senshi standing in the middle of the field.

"How dare... Oh screw the fucking speech. In the name of the moon I'll punish you!" Sailor Moon yelled striking a pose.

"And we are the Sailor Senshi- Mercury, Mars, Jupiter and Venus." The Sailor Senshi said striking poses next to Sailor Moon. Hurdlest turned to the Senshi. He shot javelins at everyone except Moon, "How can you fight without your cheer squad?" he sneered at Sailor Moon.

"Finish him off Sailor Moon!" yelled Venus.

Sailor Moon turned to Hurdlest and as she did, he shot four javelins at her. "Aaaaahhhhhh!!" she yelled as she shut her eyes, waiting to be stabbed but it never happened. She opened her eyes to see a red rose in front of her.

"Tuxedo Kamen?" she asked looking around.

"Hey sexy," a pair of arms wrapped around her waist. "How about you....finish....this....mongrel.....off.....then.....I.....take......you....somewhere......private... away...from...here," he said leaving a trail of kisses on her neck. Sailor Moon moaned in pleasure, "Ok," she whispered. She reluctantly pulled away from Tuxedo Kamen and pulled out her tier, but someone beat her to the youma.

"Uranus World Shaking!"

"Neptune Deep Submerge!"

"Pluto Deadly Scream!"

The youma screamed as it disappeared.

"Sailor Moon, you might... wait where'd she go? And Tuxedo Kamen?" questioned Neptune.

"Well, they were getting pretty intimate before," Pluto said.

"Intimate! That wasn't intimate. He looked as though he was gonna fuck her there and then. That is probably what they are doing now," Uranus said.

"I like your thinking," Neptune said before jumping on Uranus. The two started making out in the middle of the field.

"Not again," Saturn said. She pulled out a bucket of ice-cold water and threw it over the two. Uranus let off a string of swear words.

"What the hell are they doing?" Pluto said pointing to the inner senshi.

With the Inner Senshi.

Sailor Venus pulled a stereo out of her sub space pocket. She laughed, "lets have some fun!" The music started playing:

(Sailor Venus)

A goddess on a mountain top

Was burning like a silver flame

A summit of beauty and love

And Venus was her name.

(Mercury, Mars and Jupiter)

She's got it,

Yeah baby she's got it.

(Venus)

I'm your Venus

I'm you fire at your desire.

Her weapons were her crystal eyes

Making every man mad,

Black as the dark night she was

Got what no one else had.

(Mercury, Mars and Jupiter)

She's got it,

Yeah baby she's got it.

(Venus)

I'm your Venus,

I'm your fire at your desire.

The crowd cheered. "Thankyou, Thankyou. I'm here till Thursday!" Venus yelled with stars in her eyes. Meanwhile.....

"Hehehehe....Stop it Mamo-chan that tickles," Usagi giggled as Mamoru did naughty things to her.

"Oh it does, does it," he replied with an evil smile on his face.

"No please don't, don.....hahahahahaha" Usagi started laughing as he continued. They spent a wonderful night at his apartment.

The End

A/N: tell me what you think?????