HAPPY HOLIDAYS GUYS!!!!!!
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Christmas morning... all was bright and happy... especially one dynamic duo...
"NARUTO! COME! WE MUST GATHER YOUR 8 MAGIC TOADS!!!!" The red head cried, flailing his arms over his head. The blond turned and his eyes widened, grin forming.
"AYE AYE! SANTY CALUSE BROWLESS!!!" He saluted, bounding out of the barn and towards the frozen creek. He whistled, stomping a foot on the ice. From the ground rose 8 fine toads. "NOW MY BRETHEREN!!! TIME TO FLY!!!!!"
A yip sounded and the blond turned to find a small Tanuki and Kitsune watchig him, tails wagging happily. He cackled.
"OF COURSE!!! YOU TWO SHALL LEAD THE TEAM!!!!"
"NARUTO! WE MUST SPREAD THE CHEER!!! HURRY!!! TIS ALREADY CHRISTMAS IN THE OTHER HEMISPHERE!!!" Gaara cried, slipping into his fat suit, the red fabric clashing horribly with the gourd he'd stuffed with presents.
Naruto gasped, hurrying over as well to hook up the team. "LE GASP! YOU ARE RIGHT! WE MUST HURREH!!!! COME MAH BUDDEH!!! LET US SAVE CHRISTMAS!!!!"
And up they went....
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Meanwhile in the Hokage's living estate....
Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even Ton Ton
Shizune all snug
And tucked in her bed
While visions of Tsunade
Danced in her head
And Tsu in her kerchief
And Ton Ton in his cap
Had just settled their brains
For a long winter's nap
When out on Hokage Hill
There arose such a clatter
Tsu sprang from her bed
To see what was the matter
And away to her office
She flew like a flash
Knocking over scrolls
Throwing open the sash
The moon on the breast
Of the new-fallen snow
Gave luster of mid day
To things aglow
When to what did
To her wandering eye appear?
But a miniature sleigh
And eight tiny... toads?
With a crazed young driver
All nimble and quick
His companion even crazier
And not as quick
More rapid than Kakashi
His courses they came
And he whistled and shouted
And called them by name
"Now Hopper, now Topper!
Now Lancer and Ton Ton!
On Bonnet! On Bunta!
On Pakkun and Akamaru!
"To the top of the porch!
To the top of the wall!
Now hop away! Hop away!
HOP AWAY! ALL!!!"
And then
On the top of the roof
She heard the prancing and hopping
of each tiny foot....
As she drew in her head
And turned was turning aound
Down the chimney
The red head came with a bound
He was dressed in a red fat suit
From his head to his foot
And his clothes were all tarnished
And covered in soot
A gourd full of toys
He had flung on his back
He looked like a peddler
Just opening the pack
He spoke not a word
But went straight to work
And filled all the stalkings
And then with a jerk
Up the chimeny he rose
His gourd getting stuck
He yelped and cried
From above she could hear the cries of the schmuck
Moments later
The fat man was free
And once more
Gone up the chimney
He sprang to his sleight
To his team gave a whistle
And sprang out of sight
Like the down of a thistle
But I heard him exclaim
'Ere he drove out of sight,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!!!"
"DATTEBAYO!!!!"
