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Christmas morning... all was bright and happy... especially one dynamic duo...

"NARUTO! COME! WE MUST GATHER YOUR 8 MAGIC TOADS!!!!" The red head cried, flailing his arms over his head. The blond turned and his eyes widened, grin forming.

"AYE AYE! SANTY CALUSE BROWLESS!!!" He saluted, bounding out of the barn and towards the frozen creek. He whistled, stomping a foot on the ice. From the ground rose 8 fine toads. "NOW MY BRETHEREN!!! TIME TO FLY!!!!!"

A yip sounded and the blond turned to find a small Tanuki and Kitsune watchig him, tails wagging happily. He cackled.

"OF COURSE!!! YOU TWO SHALL LEAD THE TEAM!!!!"

"NARUTO! WE MUST SPREAD THE CHEER!!! HURRY!!! TIS ALREADY CHRISTMAS IN THE OTHER HEMISPHERE!!!" Gaara cried, slipping into his fat suit, the red fabric clashing horribly with the gourd he'd stuffed with presents.

Naruto gasped, hurrying over as well to hook up the team. "LE GASP! YOU ARE RIGHT! WE MUST HURREH!!!! COME MAH BUDDEH!!! LET US SAVE CHRISTMAS!!!!"

And up they went....

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Meanwhile in the Hokage's living estate....

Twas the night before Christmas

When all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Not even Ton Ton

Shizune all snug

And tucked in her bed

While visions of Tsunade

Danced in her head

And Tsu in her kerchief

And Ton Ton in his cap

Had just settled their brains

For a long winter's nap

When out on Hokage Hill

There arose such a clatter

Tsu sprang from her bed

To see what was the matter

And away to her office

She flew like a flash

Knocking over scrolls

Throwing open the sash

The moon on the breast

Of the new-fallen snow

Gave luster of mid day

To things aglow

When to what did

To her wandering eye appear?

But a miniature sleigh

And eight tiny... toads?

With a crazed young driver

All nimble and quick

His companion even crazier

And not as quick

More rapid than Kakashi

His courses they came

And he whistled and shouted

And called them by name

"Now Hopper, now Topper!

Now Lancer and Ton Ton!

On Bonnet! On Bunta!

On Pakkun and Akamaru!

"To the top of the porch!

To the top of the wall!

Now hop away! Hop away!

HOP AWAY! ALL!!!"

And then

On the top of the roof

She heard the prancing and hopping

of each tiny foot....

As she drew in her head

And turned was turning aound

Down the chimney

The red head came with a bound

He was dressed in a red fat suit

From his head to his foot

And his clothes were all tarnished

And covered in soot

A gourd full of toys

He had flung on his back

He looked like a peddler

Just opening the pack

He spoke not a word

But went straight to work

And filled all the stalkings

And then with a jerk

Up the chimeny he rose

His gourd getting stuck

He yelped and cried

From above she could hear the cries of the schmuck

Moments later

The fat man was free

And once more

Gone up the chimney

He sprang to his sleight

To his team gave a whistle

And sprang out of sight

Like the down of a thistle

But I heard him exclaim

'Ere he drove out of sight,

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!!!"

"DATTEBAYO!!!!"