Disclaimer: Still own nothing. Sigh.

Summary: The Master finally wins! Or does he:}?

AN: Waaaaaaaaaaaay too much sugar intake caused this. Don't blame the writer!

AN2: This is based on the actual Buffy Game.

"Well ladies and gents, tonight is the epic battle of…[booming voice] THE MASTER VS. BUFFY SUMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Xander was really getting into his role as announcer. "And now, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFY SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[loud cheers from one section of the audience as Buffy enters]

"Yay Buffy!" Willow realizes the spotlight is on her, "What? I'm just being supportive."

"Ooooooooooookay." Xander rolled his eyes, "Now to introduce my co-announcer… Spike?!?"

"It's called irony, whelp." Spike smirked.

"It sucks. But, back to the Buffy Game. It's tied with Buffy having killed Darla, Drusilla, Harmony, Veruca, and [laughs] Spike!"

"What?!?"

"And the Master has killed? Wait up! He killed me!"

"Ha!"

"Shut up Sit-n-Spin!"

2 Hours Later

"Well folks, the game is winding down. This is the pivotal last move. Each has one life left. Who will win?" Xander was still talking as Spike had abandoned being an announcer to attempt to drain innocent spectators.

Buffy rolled nothing.

The Master rolled a hit.

"Hah! I won! The world is mine! I won!" The Master cheered gleefully.

"Beg to differ. [stakes him] You lose." Buffy quipped.

Brrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!

"*groan* That's the last time I have caffeine right before bed." Buffy said waking up.

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