Hi..bird?

A Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn fanfic.

Pairing: D18

Genre: Romance/Humor

Rating: T to be safe

Akaritama: Since neither of the two wants to do the disclaimer I'll do it, I don't own KHR!

"Oh no…"

"we're so done for!"

"Baseball Idiot! Why did you leave the window open?"

"Now now Gokudera-kun no need to get angry..it's not Yamamoto-kun's fault"

"Then what do you think we should do Dino?"

The blond man thought and came up with an idea.

"How about we find a replacement?"

" A replacement? There's only one Hibird! I mean come on the bird could sing the Namimori Anthem you won't find a bird like that within now and an hour!" Gokudera said

They four of them then huddles together…when the three youngest got a good idea..

"Ne Yamamoto-kun do you still have that mascot suit?"

"Yeah I do…."

"He seems right for it.."

Dino sweat dropped seeing the younger men grin at him

"Why are you grinning at me like that, I don't think I like where this is going"

"Just come with us for a bit"

Gokudera and Tsuna led him to a dressing room.

A few minutes later he came back out in a bird suit

"You have got to be kidding me…"

The three younger men were trying to hold their laughter.

"I'm s-sorry Dino-san, this is the best solution we got for now since Giannini is out" Tsuna said nearly choking from laughing so hard.

"So you're actually expecting me to follow him around dressed like this?"

"Yeah pretty much"

"How stupid do you think he is? He'll notice I'm not Hibird., Hibird doesn't have a human face sticking out!"

The three men looked at each other and pretty much tossed him into Hibari's room" just do it!"

Dino sighed and got up sitting down next to the bed "Here goes nothing"

He sat there quietly until it was time for Hibari to wake up, he got up and flapped the wings.

"Hibari.. Hibari"

The raven haired man woke up, only to see Dino in a Hibird suit.

"…."

Dino got really nervous now and sat down again"/ Well at least if he punches me now the suit softens the blow./"

"…..Come here Hibird."

Hibari laid back down onto his bed.

"/ You can't be serious that he actually fell for this/"

Dino sat down in a corner of the bed

" Come closer Hibird.."

"/ I mean is he sick or something? No one's vision could be THAT bad not even if you just woke up!/"

He came a little closer only to be grabbed by Hibari

"You gained weight Hibird…..you should fly around more…hmm..you seem to have changed…"

"…."

"You remind me of that blond Herbivore."

Dino was getting even more nervous"/…ok time to try and leave/" but Hibari's deathgrip couldn't be broken.

"If you were the Herbivore I would do this" he kissed Dino square on the lips.

He looked at Dino seeing him blush.

"I told them this wouldn't work."

"Even a 5 year old sees through a disguise like this Herbivore." He got a pair of cuffs out

" I think I should be g-going" he tried to run off only to be grabbed by Hibari.

"You're not going anywhere Herbivore." The man grinned

From outside of the room Dino's yelps could be heard

" I think he found out"

" Make a run for it?"

" yeah!"

End

Akaritama: …Don't ask..XD just R&R pls