The Titan and demigod prepared to attack, muscles tensed with swords, spears, javelins, and arrows pointed to the opposing side.
"Prepare to die Jackson," Kronos growled. He was about to yell 'ATTACK!' when music suddenly blared across the city coming from nowhere and everywhere. It was 'We Are The Champions'. Suddenly the Titian army started dancing, even Kronos but he looked confused
"Why-? What is this monstrosity?" He yelled suddenly they all started singing
I've paid my dues - We are the champions - my friends I've taken my bows I thank you all - But it's been no bed of roses We are the champions - my friends
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world -
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world!
Percy and Annabeth were at the front line watching with wide eyes and mouths hanging open like someone had just taken off their pants. Oh wait, someone did in the fifth line.
"Uuuum I'm not the only seeing this right?" Percy asked.
"I-I see it too," Annabeth said "I am rea-," But suddenly all o the Demigods on the gods side heard the music change, it was 'We Will Rock you,'. Now all of the demigods had the sudden urge to dance and sing too. Annabeth and Percy suddenly strode forward, dropped their weapons and started singing and dancing, the urge was over-powering.
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
We will we will rock you
Singin'
We will we will rock you
Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some
day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
We will we will rock you
Singin'
We will we will rock you
Singin'
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you.
Suddenly Bianaca popped out of nowhere, and started dancing and singing to Thriller and then everyone noticed that her left arm was missing the flesh.
And then came Zoe who was covered in stars and she sung 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star'
Beckendorf soon popped out of the ground with burnt skin and seaweed draped over his arms and joined Bianaca.
High above in the clouds Bragi, the Norse god of music, was laughing his butt off rolling around on the ground.
"What is your proboblem?" Odin said behind him
"Lo-look down there!" Bragi huffed out.
"I-is that Perseus Jackson doing the Thriller dance?"
"Yep!"
"And is Kronos, singing Ice Ice Baby?"
"Yes!" Both were soon laughing so hard that they almost peed their pants. "How are you even doing this?"
"Special music! Anybody who hears it will dance and si-si-sing!"
"Oh my God look! Zeus is- Zeus is singing Hot Blooded!" Odin laughed.
Both laughed and laughed, until they noticed that Poseidon wasn't being effected, they looked closer and saw that he had seaweed stuffed in his ears, he looked up and looked like someone had taken his triton and snapped it in half.
"Oh fishsticks," Bragi said as he and Odin ran away from Poseidon as he blasted their little Norse butts with his triton. The End!
Tada! My feeble attempt at humor! I hope it is somewhat presentable.
Magic Cat: Why aren't you typing your others stories?
Me: Because my brain hurt from all the seriousness I was putting into it. Enjoy and OH MY GODS IT'S THE E VILE PINK PEGUINS! RUN FOR YOUR PUNY LIVES!
